expect some serious updates in the near future — no empty promises here, though i am known for them.

what is on the horizon:

a new design to this site
hobonews — our sick answer to the lack of news for homeless people
maoblog — the tales of our favorite hamsty
the launch of sexy and disgraceful
a renovation of wellplacedpottery

the admin will post a message sometime soon saying what does/doesn’t work

-alec

I am obsessed with the E reality show “The Girls Next Door.” It is strangely mesmerizing, in large part because the people filming/editing the show have a great sense of humor. It’s this strange combination of advertisement and spoof of the Playboy brand/mansion/etc.

I would like a stable of blonde women and a mansion when I grow up. And a large collection of silk pajamas.

So far all I’ve got is a pair of cotton boxers from the Gap and a girlfriend with purple hair.

Hmm.