February 2012

My hero: Bret Chenkin, a social studies and English teacher at Mount Anthony Union High School, said he gave the quiz to his students several months ago. The quiz asked students to pick the proper words to complete sentences.

One example: “I wish Bush would be (coherent, eschewed) for once during a speech, but there are theories that his everyday diction charms the below-average mind, hence insuring him Republican votes.” “Coherent” is the right answer.

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1. consumer whore – n. Someone who makes fool-harty purchases, blind to the money-making scams of corporations.

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A funny/gross thing happened this morning Black Friday. My dog is getting older and has been doing strange things haha. This morning I was the first one up because I was the only one that couldn’t take off from work. I was drinking a cup of milk still trying to wake up, as my dog moved more towards the door and looked at me, (this ussually signals he wants to go out to do his business) but a lot of times he fakes just so he can sniff around. I was in a hurry so I kept drinking my milk, when a bon bon shaped large turd popped out of him. Haha, he heard it hit the ground looked back, then looked back at me.. saying see I told you with his eyes. You win already I said in my head I’ll take you out, I guess he really did have to go.

P.S. I thought about leaving it for my dad, haha.

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Ah, it’s Black Friday. So today is the day that every loathsome, George Bush voting fat American hauls their oversized, well-in-debt selves to the local bargan provider and spends too much money on shit no one needs. While the rest of the world struggles to survive, we struggle to fit in the rest of our clothes.

There is nothing more disgusting then these types of Americans, the kind that complain when lines are too short, when their stomachs are too full, when their stickable American flags refuse to stay on their minivans. If there is another major epidemic, please let it wipe out these wastes, because Osama is not holding up his end of the bargain.

Read about today’s ‘hysteria’ at CNN, Garrison Keillor’s take on that lot, and… someday son, all this cheap crap will be yours.

And for you dumb religious types: there is no god.

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Remember folks, Jesus is the reason for the season.

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Turducken – n. A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. Often eaten on Thanksgiving.

As a treat, turn on a football game this afternoon to watch John Madden slobber his fat, prostitute-loving self all over one.

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I hope TO dies, because that would just be funny.

And I hope he dies while doing something he loves to do, letting Drew Rosenhaus fuck him in the ass.

There is nothing more hilarious than watching a Jew defend a dumb ass ninja and both of them think they are right.

This probably doesnt make any sense at all, but who cares, im drunker than alec on a first date.

Happy Thanksgiving people, Saturday is the 23rd anniversary of my mom poooping out the mistake she named Tom, yeah that means its my birthday.

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