Ok, first I exposed Clarissa explains it all, then I tried to expose Little Pete who is secretly a grocery boy for the Reagan Administration.

Has anyone thought of Pete & Pete in depth? There are some serious SOCIO-ECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS IN THIS SHOW. First, there are two Pete’s, a mother with a plate in her head, and.. AND, artie, the strongest man on the planet (I think that’s bogus, I bet he couldn’t even bench the bar).

In all seriousness, LL Cool J DID star in one episode, as did Salma Hayek. Also there was a person who had huge pit stains because of a gland problem. I’m pretty sure this was plagarised in Salute Your Shorts by the character of Donkey Lips. Can we get verification of the problems this may have caused?

Also, does anyone have any direct ties to regime change in South America else than Oliver North and Little Pete? I’m pretty sure Nickelodeon warped children’s minds with backwards Conservative goon speak. Bigger Pete has also been recently indibted in killing a homeless person. Coincidence? DOUBTFUL.

I wrote a letter to Salon after reading an article about Morocco’s tempered reaction to the cartoon controversy. Their reaction has been typical of predominately Islamic countries: they feel the cartoons were irresponsible and disrespectful, but does not justify reprehensibly violent behavior.

My basic premise, and I’m working on a substantial entry that I will entitle ‘Rationalizing the Middle East’ to work on this point as well, that the situation is perpetuated by advantageous people on both sides of the ‘cultural divide’ between the West and Islam. Though cultural differences may exist, they are issues that could be answered and resolved by a two hour special starring Dave Chapelle, Jeff Foxxworthy, and Lewis Farrakhan.

ProseBeforeHos is in the midst of getting redone to a certain extent. Expect to see SERIOUS development on SexyandDisgraceful before the next month.

If you have any suggestions or comments, we welcome them as we are looking to improve the site.

Always,
The Administration

PS. The point was to live like this.