Turn this into Wonder Showzen clip of the day:

A fun contest over San Diego Serenade:

To win a copy of the DVD, as well as a nice “Got Reefer?” shirt, just post a comment detailing your ideal 4/20 song, or your best related experience. I’ll pick one at random and send the winner the DVD and the shirt, hopefully in time for Thursday’s festivities. The Contest will end at 3 PM California time on Tuesday the 18th.

I already submitted mine, which was that the first time I got stoned, I ended up spending the night masturbating and listening to the Cure (at the same time).

Probably one of the better websites I’ve seen in a long time: Rachel Papo: serial no. 3817131. At age 18, all Israelis (including females), unless Arab or Pacifists, are required to join the military for one year of service. So she undertook this project with pretty interesting results (my favorite is the semi-intoxicated girl with a machine gun).

Other great news from your GOVERNMENT OF SENSABILITY. If you are a college student applying for federal loans, you will be denied if you have ANY drug related convictions. Even misdeamanor possessions. The United states of never letting you live down your past mistakes.

The answer is yes, very.

Welp, I missed it.

Seventeen sit-in participants arrested for trespassing. I was in Boston (which was amazing, but more on that later), but would have loved to have participated if I was in the Charlottesville area.

In my opinion, the living wage campaign is very good natured and was one of the main points that convinced me that Ralph Nader was the man in 2000. Even with benefits and what other ‘fringe’ benefits allow others to disregard current wages, under ten dollars an hour for a public employee at a top 20 university is NOT right, even if it is unskilled labor.

From Consortium News:

Many Americans believe George W. Bush is uninformed, simpleminded and, in a single word, stupid. But there is a different way to look at the evidence and conclude that while Bush may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, it is he who thinks the American people are the real dullards.

I’ve always felt like Mr. W was the perfect personification of American stupidity, not some illusion of it. You are what you eat.

In the absence of the full Cartoon Wars, part 2, the uncensored clip from last weeks South Park feature Muhammed via Family Guy:

And the terrorist retaliation:

NYC trips have been a resounding success and I have managed to avoid being a soulless member of the Yuppie Zombie Parade. Check out this evidence as proof:

I’m gentrifying the world over with my sauve and sophistication.

NEW NOTES! Chairman Mao is alive and well, in bronze form, in Chinatown NYC:

He’s totally going to chill in my zen garden if we can accomodate his ego!

What is love?

What is heaven? (self deception)

Some first hand reporting from the marches in Washington DC on Monday regarding immigrant / illegal immigrant status. Well over one hundred thousand people showed up of all races and political viewpoints (including the anarchists and socialists, I may note) to show their support for the fourth class of citizens that exists in America.

From the artist formerly known as bed head:

(and the Jews have their own police):

There are 17 students peacefully sitting inside Madison Hall asking for UVA to pay its workers a living wage. They have four days worth of food. They have been threatened with arrest and expulsion if they do not leave by 5:30 pm.

THERE WILL BE A GATHERING OUTSIDE OF MADISON HALL (across the street from the Rotunda) AT 5 PM WITH PRAYER AND MUSIC TO SHOW SUPPORT. PLEASE COME.

Please email casteen@virginia.edu and lampkin@virginia.edu. Tell them you support the Living Wage campaign and the sit-in. Pass this request along to alumni friends and your parents.

VISIT UVALIVINGWAGE.NET FOR MORE INFORMATION

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Today was the worst day ever. First someone broke a ruler over my head in class, then my jocko roommates creeped into my business: