yupster – A hipster with a professional job who seeks to climb the corporate ladder but remains true to indie musical tastes, lives in a hipster neighborhood, and likely has a hipster hairstyle.

Financial analyst Chad, a known yupster, couldn’t wait to wear his new Brooks Brothers sportcoat with his vintage “Jake the Snake” t-shirt to the Unicorns show at the Empty Bottle on Friday.

My wife bought something called “Bac-os Bits”. I pretty much love bacon, she knows it, and I thought those “Bac-os Bits” were little bite sized peices of bacon for those occations when people who love bacon are running short on time. I chucked a handful in my mouth before I realized that those “Bac-os Bits” are not real bacon.

I read the label, they are some kind of a vegitarian thing. There was nothing close to meat or meat by-products listed on the ingrediaents list. We have been married for over 10 years and I have never, absolutly never gave my wife any indication that I was dissatisfied with real bacon, now she’s buying “Bac-os Bits”.

I looked through the rest of the refrigerator and I saw something called “Boca Burgers”, we normally use fresh ground beef for burgers, so this was odd. I read the package and again-no meat. Why would anyone want a burger with no meat?