http://thinkprogress.org/2006/09/18/gardiner-iran/

I wonder where the troops would come from.

Also:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/featherstone/featherstone62.html

I like the pope, the pope smokes dope.

danzig fiendclub: what up killa
StiflyStiferson: haha
StiflyStiferson: Doing some math
StiflyStiferson: You?
danzig fiendclub: doing some meth
danzig fiendclub: just kidding
danzig fiendclub: fuckin nothin man
StiflyStiferson: Dude, Brandon Trude is doing stand up comedy and Im writing for him
danzig fiendclub: psh
danzig fiendclub: brandon can’t do stand up
StiflyStiferson: Nah, hes not bad
StiflyStiferson: Tell me if you think this is good
StiflyStiferson: He comes out and starts out by impersonating seinfeld saying “So whats the deal with x?” followed by something ironic about x. Repeat a couple times then. switch into normal voice and pay props to seinfeld(so its not so hacky) then talk about an episode of seinfeld-like the one where the dentist converts to judaism for the jokes. then say “I did something kinda like that. I joined the National Association for Down Syndrome-NADS”
StiflyStiferson: So two retards go into a bar
danzig fiendclub: seinfeld isn’t funny
StiflyStiferson: They say ouch
StiflyStiferson: Seinfeld himself or the bit satireing his stand up style?
danzig fiendclub: seinfeld himself
StiflyStiferson: He had his moments
danzig fiendclub: and satiring him is more played out than anna nicole clitoris
StiflyStiferson: But not like IM doing here
StiflyStiferson: Its just a stand entirely devoted to that
StiflyStiferson: People will think for a while that the seinfeld impression is the entire bit
StiflyStiferson: LIke the first one wont be funny
StiflyStiferson: The second one wont be funny
StiflyStiferson: But the third
StiflyStiferson: People will laugh
StiflyStiferson: And that breaks the ice
danzig fiendclub: I guess
StiflyStiferson: For the retard jokes
danzig fiendclub: Writing good funny jokes is harder than a japanese buisnessman in an elementary school
StiflyStiferson: What the fuck?
danzig fiendclub: Cause japanese buisnessmen are notorious for having sex with children
StiflyStiferson: Really?!
danzig fiendclub: yeah
StiflyStiferson: I had no idea
StiflyStiferson: Hahaha
danzig fiendclub: like little kid prostitutes
StiflyStiferson: Are you sure?
danzig fiendclub: pretty sure
StiflyStiferson: Are you sure that it isnt you just having abad experience as a little boy in russia when your mom was short on cash>

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060914-7751.html

Isn’t a patriot someone who is willing to die for their freedom? When did patriot start to mean so afraid that they’ll give their government any power to feel a little bit safer? I’d rather be afraid of terrorists than my own government. I’ve never met a terrorist, but I’ve broken the law before. I’ve never seen a car bomb, but I’ve been inside a police car. I hope they hear me when I drop the f-bomb all over their wiretaps.

http://englishrussia.com/?p=293

Chernobyl. Nature takes her revenge.

OK, so there is a dilemma going on with blog round up. Do I make it funny or do I make it serious? Because there are some issues I take seriously and would like to report on (international relations) and there are other issues that I would also like to report on, but do not necessarily jive with my more.. serious entries (anal sex, hookers, etc). What I’ve decided to do is have the first part be SERIOUS, and then the second part be funny. Now, first you will think, then you will splooge from laughter.

Listen, I wrote posts about 9/11 (and even poetry, for fucks sake). I wrote about Borat. I wrote about all sorts of hip and intellectual shit that should blow your mind. I update this big idiot box almost daily for your EDIFICATION and… betterness (?). But this god damn blog is still languishing in mediocrity. I desire… internet fame. And you need to give it to me. You, the mindless millions, who hang by my every word as I disassemble the very FABRIC of the world around you. So spread the word.. now.

Also, I’m a big nose (and I hate kikes — what an insult!):

The NYTimes has a great article on MisShapes, the venue responsible for this picture and these 2 seconds of fame. I love nothing better than a NYTimes interpretation of the fag world:

Don Hill’s is little more than a dingy bar, but that night it was packed with art world and music stars, as well as hundreds of fiendishly dressed young people who had adopted the MisShapes style of wearing a heavy curtain of jet-black hair.

And, let us not forget the faggy world of media gossip (roooooaaaawwwwwwww):

If you don’t read Slate often, you should start now. Apart from being dead on politically (or at least opening a reasoned and rational debate), they often have articles about sex. And this, to put it mildly, is no prude shit (with some economics to boot). Check out “Hookers.com: How e-commerce is transforming the oldest profession”:

In the middle of a big anti-Iranian (read: PRO-ISRAEL) rally at Harvard, a guy showed up with these signs:

And was soon confronted… with a fight (check out the video!). And thanks to Publius for the great reporting.

A poem about 9/11:

peace isn’t profitable

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mission accomplished

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freedom freedom freedom god god god

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freedom isnt free, god hates your enemies

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war is peace, war is love, war feels good

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do you hate freedom?

You know why they say the Style section is the place to throw the filler written by a slack jawed English major? Because it is! Evidence is the following, from a recent Washington Post article entitled ‘Japanese Women Catch the ‘Korean Wave’:

She may just have to take a number and get in line. In recent years, the wild success of male celebrities from South Korea — sensitive men but totally ripped — has redefined what Asian women want, from Bangkok to Beijing, from Taipei to Tokyo. Gone are the martial arts movie heroes and the stereotypical macho men of mainstream Asian television. Today, South Korea’s trend-setting screen stars and singers dictate everything from what hair gels people use in Vietnam to what jeans are bought in China.

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