Today is the 6010th anniversary of the day God created the universe. You see on the 23rd of October 4004 BC god created the world where dinosaurs and people coexisted.  To celebrate this day I invite you all to kick a jew in the shins  and harass your local science teacher.

You can get away with a lot of things in government. You can come to work late. You could just not go to work at all. You could spend your hours and hours of paid time slowly translating your boring, everyday life onto a BLOG.

But the one thing you cannot get away with is being a pedophile. In the least, an elected official pedophile (I’m pretty sure the FBI, DOD, etc. have an affirmative action policy for a minimum amount of pedophilic hires). Or, in the world of our Lords and Gods the Republicans, being a homosexual (since everyone that loves children also loves being a homosexual).

Of course, none of this wouldn’t be aided by arm chair quarterbacking of the world’s greatest, and most renowned, perverts:

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Tyson serious about fighting women on ‘World Tour’

STRONGSVILLE, Ohio (AP) — Mike Tyson said fans should not expect much of a fight when he steps back into the ring.

But the 40-year-old former heavyweight champ promised an entertaining show Friday night when he launches the “Mike Tyson’s World Tour” in Youngstown.

At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe.