Featured on uber-Jew site YnetNews (who could resist clicking on the ‘JLove.com’ for the potential of hooking up with millions of other ugly, awkward big noses?), Khameini: Don’t masturbate during Ramadan:
Khameini, who is Iran’s most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website: “If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?”
“If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a h?ar?m (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a h?aram intentional breaking fasting,” the Iranian leader said…
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Look what they done did to my Holden Caulfield account:

So I was going to lure some unsuspecting 19 year old females to my MOOOOOON colony and hit them with a frying pan! Is that such a big deal? God, grow up, INTERNET.
I received an email for Death Cab for Cutie presale tickets with the following description of DCFC (why would you mildly insult the band coming to your venue?), but regardless, consider your emo-self called out:
Death Cab For Cutie Presale
Death Cab for Cutie musically embodies the spirit of millions of smart-but-sensitive Zach Braffs and Seth Cohens out there. And while frontman Ben Gibbard has become the posterchild for a collegiate Everyman, we will try to refrain from describing DCFC’s latest single, “I Will Follow You Into The Dark” as “precious”. However, we will be counting Vespas vs. messenger bags at their shows this November. The first night is already sold out, so best make “Plans” to see their second D.C. date.
Ouch.
Written in 2004:
The record price comes as a new book by Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward claims that Saudi Arabia’s ambassador to the United States, Prince Bandar bin Sultan, promised President Bush the Saudis would cut oil prices before November.
Woodward, author of a new book on Bush’s preparations for the Iraq war “Plan of Attack,” said Prince Bandar pledged the Saudis would try to fine-tune oil prices to prime the U.S. economy for November’s presidential election, a move they understood would favor Bush.
And one month before the November mid-term elections:
Oil sinks to seven-month low below $60