The classiest moment in Monday Night Football history:

I wanna kiss you……. I couldn’t care less, I wanna kiss you…. you’re so beautiful…

Don’t feliate the turkey, don’t make out with your grandmother, and most importantly, figure out if your son is gay:

My daughter told me that her stepbrother might be gay! I asked her why she thought that, and she told me the signs: He hangs out with gay guys at school; loves to shop (according to her, he has awesome taste in clothing); has no interest in dating girls; doesn’t want children; wants to go into design or theater; and has to have his face perfectly soft and whisker-free. I told her that doesn’t make him gay, but she then told me about a girl at his school who e-mailed her to say she thought her stepbrother was hot, but it was too bad he was gay. I was in shock, but thought it could be true. When I told my husband about my daughter’s suspicions, he was so shocked that he refused to talk to me the rest of the evening. I told my husband I didn’t mean to hurt him, but that went nowhere. Is it possible for a 16-year-old boy to be gay or bisexual? What are the signs? If he is, what do we do? My husband is against gays all the way.

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Managua…

Shit.

I’m still in managua….

There is an all volunteer conference right now so every volunteer in the country is together.  If that’s not party worthy I don’t know what is.  Also, worry not about Thanksgiving because I will be eating with an Embassy family.  I can’t say that it will taste like normal thanksgiving at the Casa de Reynolds because our normal fare can be slightly untraditional.  Mmmmmmm.

Georgey just keeps on doing it:

Apparently Kramer isn’t so quirky and hipster as we thought he was. He just hates niggers:

Michael Richards exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial epithets that left the crowd gasping, and TMZ has obtained exclusive video of the ugly incident.

Richards, who played the wacky Cosmo Kramer on the hit TV show “Seinfeld,” appeared onstage at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood. Kyle Doss, an African-American, told TMZ he and some friends were in the cheap seats and he was playfully heckling Richards when suddenly, the comedian lost it.

The camera started rolling just as Richards began his attack, screaming at one of the men, “Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass.”

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