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It is unacceptable that fish prey on each other.
For their comfort and safety, we will liberate them
into fishfarms with secure, durable boundaries
that exclude predators. Our care will provide
for their liberty, health, happiness, and nutrition.

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Mathmaticious

Written By dance party on April 8th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

Wow.

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Obama Endorsement Remix

Written By StiflyStiferson on April 6th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

When I was a child and I first considered the that problems people faced, I concluded as if it were obvious, “Why can’t we just help each other out?” My life since has been spent trying to reconcile my youthful idealism with the shortcomings of our world.

2004 arrived after a long four years of our current administration and my will to help solve problems was frustrated. I was eager to find someone on the national stage who I could put my trust in–someone who the political system had not compromised–someone who could relieve my cynicism and revive my faith in the good tomorrow might bring.

John Kerry wasn’t that person. But a young keynote speaker at Kerry’s nominating convention showed promise. My mother got me his book: “Dreams From My Father” by Barack Obama. I read it cover to cover. This was the guy.

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dance party 2008-04-05 05:15:56

Written By dance party on April 5th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley

It’s funny to think that Elvis got his dance moves because he started nervously shaking on stage. It’s sad to think that the nerves eventually killed him.

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MC Hammer?

Written By anonymous_banker on April 4th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

Please Discuss:

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