Byron Crawford, you got some competition (for my fast food heart):

Gallant Man Extremely Concerned About Drunk Woman’s Welfare:

Derek Kriesel, 22, who shall heretofore be known far and wide as the stately prince of Shooters Sports Pub & Grub, gallantly rushed to the aid of an inebriated maiden Tuesday when he noticed she was too drunk to make rational decisions. “A noble one was he who, as the valiant knights of yore, attended to her every whim, and yet she did not have to ask, or even glance in his direction,” bartender Nate Bogen said of the modern-day Lancelot, who from his own pocket purchased many a drink for the woman after she fumbled just once for her purse. “He is truly a man among men, for ne’er did his eyes stray from her.” According to sources, the noble hero also escorted the fair lady to her quarters, fingered her while she vomited, and slipped off before dawn without waking her or her parents.

“The Jewish writers who consider Palestinian life to be worth a fraction of an Israeli life will start braying about anti-Semitism, because when Palestinian bodies are charred in the streets, the real victim is a sensitive Jew’s sense of collective guilt.”

– Spencer Ackermann (found in Gaza: Losing the PR War by Jeet Heer)

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they’re going to eat me alive
you’re going to eat me alive!

(if i stumble)

watching karate kid on hulu….. someone get me my cyanide capsule

all time low, part two:

A girl on a skateboard? Whatever!

A girl on a skateboard in the mall?!?! Whatever!

Giant hot dog.

Skateboards, mall.

Toothy smile.

Fishing pole.

Bling, in the mall.