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Enlightenment
My friend stole this poster from a booth at orientation about sexual assault prevention. We edited it a little. |
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Enlightenment
My friend stole this poster from a booth at orientation about sexual assault prevention. We edited it a little. |
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Obama Endorsement Remix
When I was a child and I first considered the that problems people faced, I concluded as if it were obvious, “Why can’t we just help each other out?” My life since has been spent trying to reconcile my youthful idealism with the shortcomings of our world. 2004 arrived after a long four years of our current administration and my will to help solve problems was frustrated. I was eager to find someone on the national stage who I could put my trust in–someone who the political system had not compromised–someone who could relieve my cynicism and revive my faith in the good tomorrow might bring. |
Obama for President
If the question is how many red grapes can I fit in my mouth at once, the answer is twelve-give or take. If the question is do I think I look pretty in a thong, the answer is an emphatic yes. If the question is which presidential candidate is the most solid, the answer is Obama. Obama won’t try to be our king. He will try to be our peer. That’s why he’s got my endorsement. |
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What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face? SLAP
Rick James once said “Pussy’s pussy.” I include this maxim, not because it has any relevance this essay, but rather because it illustrates the fatalistically induced nihilism that so often befalls my concluding sentiments when I consider the way of the world. Gandhi and Martin Luther King demonstrated the power of non-violence in combating imperialistic exploitation. They showed how empathy from the ruling political class of people could lead to change in an unjust policy. The tactic is still powerful, and, in fact, it may be the most powerful means of radical change left in the world. |
The Women’s Rights Essay I Spent Nine Mostly Painful Hours Forcing Out
The Women’s Rights Essay I Spent Nine Mostly Painful Hours Forcing Out Women: Some just say “Sure, they’re those things with vaginas in ‘em.” others understand the feminine identity as an endless majesty of intellect, strength, and fashion sense. All throughout history, differences between males and females have shaped the way society looks at the shapelier sex, and the unfortunately common patriarchal societies have pushed the female potential-sometimes all too literally-to the back burner. However, with the 19th and 20th centuries came the blossoming of social, technological, and medical advances. These changes became the mother’s milk of progress, and birthed the modern Women’s Rights Movement. In this essay we will expose ourselves to the legal background of one of the most titillating issues surrounding women’s movement in America: Reproductive Rights. |
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Flagbearer for Immaturity and Good Humor
So, did you hear they found a cure for cancer? This isn’t the start of a bad joke. This is actually real. But if it were the start of a bad joke, I’d say: “Yeah, you can cure it by having sex with a virgin who has cancer.” ZING! Anyhow, Americorps is going pretty well. There are certainly bumps in the road, but the ride is smooth enough to manage. My team, but for a few exceptionally awesome people, is very definitely the Melvin team with the Melvin team leader for whom I harbor some underlying static. |
Why Webb Snubbing Bush is Totally Bad Ass
Newly elected Senator from VA Jim Webb was at a White House reception where photos with the president were being taken. Webb, not being a Bush Fan, totally statemented the President. Here’s a link to a Washington Post article on the subject which, though in complete, corroborates that this did actually take place. The following is conversation I had about the incident with a friend of mine. |



