A Knife in the Heart of Valentine’s Day

Written by alec on February 14th, 2007 | Trackback URI |

The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays

The Victim: A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner and the 900 or so cohabitants of the cafeteria during the lunch period.

The result:

8 Responses to “A Knife in the Heart of Valentine’s Day”

  1. Kit says:
    February 14th, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    Another victory for the proletariat

  2. Dom says:
    February 14th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    *a witty and relevant comment*

  3. emily says:
    February 14th, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    i never saw this before. it is wonderfully funny

  4. Jon Stahl says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 11:09 am

    Holy shit. I had totally forgotten about that. Wasn’t I behind the camera? Fucking memories…

  5. alec says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    Haha, first, thank you kit. I am a champion of the proletariat, though I do like to keep them as far away as possible (due to their overwhelming odor). And yes Jon, you were the cameraman.

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  8. Prose Before Hos says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 7:09 am

    Fuck you, Valentine’s Day

    The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays
    The Victim: A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner…

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