The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays
The Victim: A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner and the 900 or so cohabitants of the cafeteria during the lunch period.
The result:
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Another victory for the proletariat
*a witty and relevant comment*
i never saw this before. it is wonderfully funny
Holy shit. I had totally forgotten about that. Wasn’t I behind the camera? Fucking memories…
Haha, first, thank you kit. I am a champion of the proletariat, though I do like to keep them as far away as possible (due to their overwhelming odor). And yes Jon, you were the cameraman.
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The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays
The Victim: A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner…