A Knife in the Heart of Valentine’s Day

Written By alec on February 14th, 2007  |  Trackback URI  |  Email This Post Email This Post
               

The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays

The Victim: A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner and the 900 or so cohabitants of the cafeteria during the lunch period.

The result:



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8 Comments

  • Kit

    Another victory for the proletariat

    Comment | February 14, 2007
  • Dom

    *a witty and relevant comment*

    Comment | February 14, 2007
  • emily

    i never saw this before. it is wonderfully funny

    Comment | February 14, 2007
  • Jon Stahl

    Holy shit. I had totally forgotten about that. Wasn’t I behind the camera? Fucking memories…

    Comment | February 15, 2007
  • Haha, first, thank you kit. I am a champion of the proletariat, though I do like to keep them as far away as possible (due to their overwhelming odor). And yes Jon, you were the cameraman.

    Comment | February 15, 2007
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  • Fuck you, Valentine’s Day

    The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays
    The Victim: A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner…

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