A Knife in the Heart of Valentine’s Day

by alec on February 14, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   168 Views  

The Stage: Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays

The Victim: A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner and the 900 or so cohabitants of the cafeteria during the lunch period.

The result:


Fuck you, Valentine’s Day

2/14/01 Never Forget

Your knife will fall out of its sheath

Where’s The Bloody Knife Party?

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Kit February 14, 2007 at 5:57 PM

Another victory for the proletariat

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Dom February 14, 2007 at 6:42 PM

*a witty and relevant comment*

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emily February 14, 2007 at 7:31 PM

i never saw this before. it is wonderfully funny

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Jon Stahl February 15, 2007 at 11:09 AM

Holy shit. I had totally forgotten about that. Wasn’t I behind the camera? Fucking memories…

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alec February 15, 2007 at 1:23 PM

Haha, first, thank you kit. I am a champion of the proletariat, though I do like to keep them as far away as possible (due to their overwhelming odor). And yes Jon, you were the cameraman.

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micha October 2, 2011 at 9:12 PM

Yess.. that’s a great way to get a valentine

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