Facebook Killed The Blog Star

They did it to me once and for all:

Hi Alec,

You have already been given a second chance when we reactivated your account on 2/9/07. You received
numerous warnings to slow down. Failure to adhere to those warnings has resulted in the permanent loss of your
account. We will not be able to reactivate your account for any reason. This decision is final.

Thank you for understanding,

Rose
Customer Support Representative
Facebook

Fuck! Those sluts! Those whores! After Facebook made me change my name, give up my lifes work, allowed me to be stalked by a conservative freak, and threatened to report me to the police if I didn’t stop following high school students around, I’m stuck with no account! I am highly saddened and distraught, but most of all, I’m lonely. Oh so very lonely.

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