Creepy Jews For Jesus

8 Responses to “Creepy Jews For Jesus”

1. AlvinBlah says:
   June 28th, 2007 at 5:13 pm

   oh no! It’s another Jews For Jesus pamphlet. You should do some background digging on the group, they’re a little weird.
2. Danielle says:
   June 29th, 2007 at 10:41 am

   Popped over from a short comment you made at Modern Musings, you have a good site here and I will be “feeding” on your offerings. This phamphlet is creepy but at least they ask not to litter. He will tell you want to do, how to please him, ask him what he wants you to know. Okay I understand the whole casual tone needed to reach the masses but this reads like something outta The Matrix. I never understood the whole canvassing for new souls to be saved, people individually seek out religion.

   Thanks for stopping by.

   Best to you.
3. Chad says:
   July 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm

   Alvin,

   Sure, we Jews for Jesus are a little weird — you don’t know the half of it! But we also sincerely believe that Jesus is the Messiah of Israel and the Savior of the world. Who do you think He is?
4. AlvinBlah says:
   July 2nd, 2007 at 10:41 pm

   I think he is past tense. Like dead, and in the past…although he may still be a little tense. Come find me and give me a back rub. That will get rid of some tension. Will you put Jesus deep inside of me? In that dark hole in my body that aches to be filled?

   Will you put the creamy love of Jesus all over my face?

   I would like that. But y’know…Jesus is dead, and that is kind of hot, but also weird. More weird than hot. I would do a dead Elvis though, or a dead Cathrine Hepburn. Well I’d prefer a blowjob from a dead Cathrine Hepburn, but that’s me. Take what you will.

   The other day I took a pie from work. I work at a Kroger here in town. My boss was all cool about it for a while but when he actually saw me take it he got all high and mighty and shit and tried to make me feel guilty about stealing the pie.

   Dear diary. I think that Dennis Rodman needs to do a second movie. But a political thriller. Mr. Rodman would play an excellent Clarence Thomas and while there is a lot of debate about his rape of Athens I still am curious what the new flag colors will be come September and that rainy season of joyous sermons of the mountain of gemstones made of ice cream…

   …well that’s off topic.

   Jesus is dead and of no consequence. That’s what I think, but it’s really not important. Not as important as The transformers. What do you think of Optimus Prime? For he is the only one to stand pure against the Evil Decepticons. Are you on the side of good? or Evil?
5. alec says:
   July 5th, 2007 at 11:10 pm

   Alvin: That’s a fine piece of statescraft.
6. AlvinBlah says:
   July 6th, 2007 at 6:14 am

   drugs are a hell of a thing…
7. kristenking says:
   July 6th, 2007 at 7:40 am

   Alvin: that was breathtaking, sober or not.

   Pamphlets: Give it a rest. It’s still a waste of paper and time.

   love,
   kristen.
8. AlvinBlah says:
   July 6th, 2007 at 7:58 am

   It was writing like that that got me beyond just the cursory interview to be a PBH contributor. I had to work hard for this position.

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