Listen, I wrote posts about 9/11 (and even poetry, for fucks sake). I wrote about Borat. I wrote about all sorts of hip and intellectual shit that should blow your mind. I update this big idiot box almost daily for your EDIFICATION and… betterness (?). But this god damn blog is still languishing in mediocrity. I desire… internet fame. And you need to give it to me. You, the mindless millions, who hang by my every word as I disassemble the very FABRIC of the world around you. So spread the word.. now.

Also, I’m a big nose (and I hate kikes — what an insult!):