If there is one thing I’ve ever wanted out of the numerous gifts this world could give me — love, education, hope — there is one thing I’ve always wanted. It is a Bill O’Reilly jigsaw puzzle.
Oh how fun it would be to complete the puzzle! And if any pieces didn’t fit in the way I liked, I would call them homosexual and far left and then smash them into their place! Take that you lefty loonies!!!