The Many Contradictions of Hillary Rodham Clinton

Written By AlvinBlah on March 6th, 2008  |  Trackback URI  |  Email This Post Email This Post
               

1. I served on the Board of union hating Wal-Mart.
– But I am Pro-Union.

2. I voted for the war in Iraq.
– But I am against The Iraq War.

3. I voted for Kyle-Lieberman to extend the war to Iran.
– But I will bring soldiers back home in 60 days.

4. I will provide universal health insurance.
– But I will force you to buy into it to boost insurance company’s profits.

5.? I supported NAFTA.
– But now I oppose NAFTA.

6. I am a strong woman and a fighter.
– But I cry and complain when I don’t win.

7. I denounce plagiarism.
– But I quote my husband and other Democrats unsourced all the time.

8. I am vetted and experienced.
– But I have no clue how to run a presidential? campaign.

9. I respect and stand by the rules of my party.
– But the voters of Florida and Michigan are being suppressed by the DNC.

10. I will be fine because I am on both sides of the issues.
– But the question is will you be fine?

See Also: Don’t Forget the Angry White Men, General Election Math May Be in Clinton’s Favor, Not Quite $60 Mil, and Howard Dean: We Need To Re-Do Florida And Michigan.

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4 Comments

  • I supported(and voted twice for Bill) all though the garbage of his 8 years and I
    was poised to vote for Hllary until I found that she took more lobbist money
    than ALL the candidates combined.I still was willing to give her a 2nd look
    until her behavior since Iowa.Now I will vote for Obama or stay home.
    William J Gigliotti, Ormond Beach Fl.
    P.S. Senator Obama only fault in my opinion is he is too decent a human being.

    Comment | March 6, 2008
  • Haha, you may be right about Obama being too decent of a human being… especially for politics.

    Comment | March 7, 2008
  • There is an air of desperation that will likely transform into ugly tactics as we move forward in the Billary Campaign for World Domination.

    Comment | March 9, 2008
  • iamanangryman

    haha at least you guys provided a nice picture of her! she’s looked hella scary on more than one occasion.

    Comment | March 11, 2008