Open letter to the Internet:

by AlvinBlah on August 3, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   32 Views  

Dear Internet:

From all us Apple Macintosh users that have been users and purchasers for as long as we can remember. From all of us that put up with the ridicule, insults, and a 5% global computer user community from the late 80s through the early 90s. From all of us that had to put up with PC users spitting in our faces for our weird computers that had a monitor and the computer in a single box. From all of us that put up with your shit, to all of you that now use Vista…

FUCK YOU!!! YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM SUCKS ASS YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

HA HA HA!!!! YOUR SHIT STINKS WORSE THAN A DRUNK WHORE!!!!!!!!

VISTA IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!

Saying there’s nothing wrong with Vista is like saying there’s nothing wrong with syphilis.

bo yeah!

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  • http://www.prosebeforehos.com/StiflyStiferson StiflyStiferson

    I take issue with your syphilis slander. Who are you to say that the hallucination, genital drip, and eventual death are as bad as Windows Vista. I think you owe Al Capone and Alec’s Mother an apology.

  • http://www.prosebeforehos.com/StiflyStiferson StiflyStiferson

    And seriously, while Windows has broken new ground in sucking, Old School Apple is to Old School Windows as today’s Ubuntu is to today’s Apple.

  • http://thesandb.wordpress.com AlvinBlah

    without OS9 you wouldn’t have OSX.

    Same as you wouldn’t have Vista without windows ME.

  • http://laurielou2.blogspot.com Laurie

    Some of us were breastfed on the PC–it’s the only reason we continue to allow to Microsoft to shit in our cornflakes right before we happily eat it.

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