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Hurry up and kill yourself! For +10 EMO Points!
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Hurry up and kill yourself! For +10 EMO Points!
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This is the worst fucking reporting I’ve seen in my life. Did anyone notice that they’re using a SARCASTIC ONLINE QUIZ as their justification for the dangers of the emo lifestyle?
More points for crying a lot and wearing tight sweaters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yah, that’s a real fucking serious point system.
Fucking little emo bitches
i would just like to say i am emo. or at least what they are considering emo and i do not base anything off of ridiculous online quizzes. and didn’t they forget when they were stereotyping us that we base it off our friend counts on myspace too?! just because a person cuts themself doesn’t make them emo. i know kids that hate me and listen to nothing but techno that cut themselves! this should have definitely been researched a little more especially before they went public with it. and the song in the background…is a song that is basically sarcasm towards emo kids. it is by jeffree star. listen to the whole thing. he is making fun of emo kids.
Pookie:
#1 - your name is mad emo
#2 - i’m digging the myspace idea — lets get something arranged where you cut yourself on a video for myspace, and i profit off of it
#3 - let’s listen to techno and cut ourselves
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ok so you guys cut yourself so that you can feel cool that smart the coolest thing you can do is just be yourself yea like i under stand that people cut themselfs because thay are in emosional pain but y the fuck would you make a point system thats just stupid to cut yourself so that people will like you im 17 years old and i have proplems fiting in at school but its just stupid to cut yourself to be cool smoke pot insted its more fun than cutting yourself and you cant get sent to a mental instatution for doing drugs
oh man I love this report…it’s such crap. such bad sterotypes.
Jennifer: That makes no sense. But I agree, you can’t be sent to a mental institution for doing drugs, just to rehab.
Shannon: agreed.
Does anyone have a link to that quiz? I think Itd be a laugh. plus i want to send it here: http://www.myspace.com/theemogame
but its just stupid to cut yourself to be cool smoke pot insted its more fun than cutting yourself and you cant get sent to a mental instatution for doing drugs
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Maybe so… but you can get sent to jail for smoking pot if you are underage, like me. Why don’t you clear your head a bit before saying shit like that.
Furthermore, I am emo and I do not feel the need to cut myself or cause myself physical harm. I express my emotions in other ways… like writing songs and poems for instance. Not all emos cut themselves, like pookie said. Also, my best friend is emo and he does not cut himself…. He writes music and poetry like I do.
So, everyone, do us all a favor and get over yourself and your stupid stereotyping.
Amber: I’d love to hear some of your poetry. In fact, there may be room at this blog for you. How many emo points do you have by the way? Cuz I got like a trillion.
emos should go cut the outer layer of their skin off and see if it feels good to express themselves…..
Screw all of you people! I have a bajillion emo points! I’ve attempted suicide three times, AND I write shitty poetry. Think you can beat that?
ok, not all emo cut themself unless they have a major issue…
I also noticed, like alec, they used a sarcastic emo website they also showed the EMO SONG[which is obvious sarcastic, too.]
Even if they warned their kids about being emo OBVIOUSLY their kids will ignore what they say & become emo….i think that report was stupid…they should care about their own immature problems like beating their neighbor on who has the NEWEST yard accesories[stupid flamangos…i tripped on 1]
p.s. i have 155 points[lol]
p.s.s.they used a pic of my myspace friend ALEC
what the fuck i cut so what
Haha, what the fuck i cut so what RHYMES. You did that ON PURPOSE. Now I can’t disagree with you.
OK, EMO SUPPORTER, I’ll give you 50 points if you cut yourself, start a blog on ProseBeforeHos, and upload the picture. Fuck, fuck even that, I’ll just give you the 50 points if you cut yourself and I get to post the picture.
p.s.s.they used a pic of my myspace friend ALEC
your myspace friend? what the fuck go out and find a real friend…
yes u emo oh no i cant see wat i type my blood squrt on the computer
this was so dumb. i cant believe that was a public report. wtf.
“emo” isn’t dangerous. it’s music, it’s clothes. whatever.
this was fucking ridiculous.
what a fucking shit report. so we’re emo, who gives a crap
It’s my body I do what I want. I cut what I want. I commit hate crimes whiling cutting I do what I want.
Stupid americans -.- when somone wants to cut his wrist just let him , emo style should be a private thing whats between you and the knife , and not just beeing cool -.-
This news report is so fuckin gay. I’ve never heard so much bull shit. If you wanna be emo then go ahead. If you wanna cut yourselves then go ahead.No ones stopping you. Noones stoping me. So fuck what the police say. Its not their lives its our’s and if we wanna be emo then so be it.And mostly fuck all those haters out there that hate us becuz they wanna be us and can’t becuz their to pussy. I cut myseft and I love it…Is my life and so be it….
um whats an emo scale and where can i get one?…lol
I keep my emo scale next to my emo toilet. It always crys when I drop a deuce in.
where can i find one…i’m not asking about your emo toilet! gosh!
For an emo scale, just cut yourself until you cannot feel pain any more, but collect the blood in a bowl. When you are done, weigh the bowl. If you only have a little blood, your pain is fake and not emo enough. If you have a lot, you are entitled to a cardigan sweater and a free appe-teaser at Applebee’s
hahahaha..funny! i mean the free appe-teaser at Applebee’s
The appe-teaser at Applebee’s is AWESOME. A free awesome blossom onion with EXTREME fajitas.
By the way Alec how old are you?
does anyone here have myspace?
http://www.myspace.com/prosebeforehosdotcom
http://www.myspace.com/hookersforjesus
I’m 50, hate pants, and love cutters.
By the way, incredible Google ad for this page — “Oh No - I’m Emo”
wow your 50..I’m just 14…but you rock !
Pants are for fags
Is anyone here like under 18?!…lol
No, we’re all gross old men. Really, really gross.
everyone says im emo because i cut myself and im very emotional but i dont see myself as emo!!!!
hey im emo. well my friends dont like me sayin that but who cares. i cut myself just so i wont feel pain. it helps me. and those ppl r gay. i cant believe they think emo is wrong. i hate how ppl are like emos are weird they wont get far in life. well im emo i cut myself and i have a 97 gpa. so FUCK YOU!!! no im not a dork
There is only one true emo:
Wait, doesn’t cutting yourself mean you DO feel pain? I mean cutting hurts brah! Just like life and society and the darkness that encompasses my life in society.
lol I see…I only cut when I feel sad and when I remember how bad it feels to love someone who doesn’t love you back…I’ve done so many things for that guy and he doesn’t even care. and thats what hurts me the most! I’m tired of wishing and hopeing and dreaming that someday he is going to like me back but i knoe he isn’t and thats what makes me wanna cut. I’m only 14 and he’s 17 but I really wanna be with him and I bet no other would do the things I do for him or becuz of him.
and by the way i meant no other GIRL….
i cut myself cause it feels good and it releases all the inside pain….thats the only way i get through life
im sick of life……R.I.P
If any of you guys decide to go on to bigger and better things (like cutting yourself on a webcam), contact me for future internet stardom.
thats gross
i would like to see sum one do that
where do i go
so question, what has happened to you all to make you guys turn so fucking emo because i think sure who cares i understand express your self hell i am a cutter and maybe i am not emo maybe i am just an angry person who slashes up my arms and legs and stomach when i am pissed off or hurt but dont, cant let my tears or screams out. maybe that is all i am but i want to know what emo means because i think it is a steriotype i think we are all the same some people just express them selves differently and different people have lived through different shit. I just want to know what happened to you all that was soo bad. i know what happend is happening to me. just wondering if you do it for statement and body art or because you have real pain and shit harbored inside. anyways ta
yeah i guesse ur right
yah i got mad pain buried beneath the darkness that resides beneath the darkness of my soul which is also layered by burritos and more darkness. and man that little man inside of me won’t shut up but i hope he likes burritos cuz that’s what he’s getting.
WOW UR SLOW….NOW WHAT EXZACTLY DID U SAY???
Holy shit guys. Guess what i am reformed…all better…just the dandiest happiest smiling good kid ever!!! Ha ha. or so they think… Cut off my hair put on some makeup…your scary, we run away, we have to live with you, we have to put up with you, fuck that shit, actually I would move out if I could, and guess what you are all rid of me in 28 days anyway so stop pouting. I HATE BOARDING SCHOOL!!!!!!! but whatever i dont care. The meme and alec and everyone here understands me right. You guys know what I mean. its just other people dont. That is what I hate. And then all your so called friends turn thier backs on you just because you arent hiding in yourself anymore you are coming out. Shouldn’t that be a good thing? Whatever though. Ciao
You should cum out on your face and then put it up on your myspace. Links plz.
You guys are so fucked up and should hang yourselves to rid the world of your pathetic filth. You think your so deep and see the worlds problems so clearly but your not that bright and we are not that blind. You need to quit balling and get a job and a life!!
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Speechless in the face of reality leave it to an emo
Hey emo ppl are the fuckin shit. Yea, depresion hhurts, but we all hurt in more than one way! Cutting is just a trend, so they think. But once you really do it, it becomes the one and only thing in this world that really matters. I cut and shit but does that make me emo? I dnt wear the “EXTREME” emo look, but I do wear dark and dreary shit. I love band shirts. My favorite thing to do is listen to “Bury Me In Black” and just cry and cut. It’s what I am. L8er. I heart The Used and Chris Bolton
God me too, if I could describe my cutting it would be XTRM, not even extreme because that’s not extreme enough to describe my XTRMness. CUTTING TO THE XTRM!!!!!
yeah i feel ya
hell yeah. Me too.
same here
man i got ot see my hteripist today…..
Hey, you faggots. You emos are ruining our society by being so fucking gay. Stop trying to be cool by cutting yourself, all it does is make people go, “Hey your emo, you are gay.” Plus, you guys ruined the whole Goth system, because now people go up to goth people and say, “Hey, your not all dark and stuff, your just a gay emo that likes to make out with guys.” That is why there are so many school shootings from goth’s lately, because of you faggots coming along.
I think Goth’s and Emo’s should fight each other for the right to be picked on by me (jocks).
whatever
im not emo and i cut myself. cutting helps me with life. and i have tried to commit suicide but i dont tally up points because of it. some ppl are really weird.
ive done the same but to the extreme. have you ever cut yourself and eaten like a thousand of your moms special pills while wearing 3 sweaters and listening to weezer? doubtful cuz im mad emo and youll respect that
If you have ATTEMPTED suicide, then you really have missed the point. If you really cant hack society and are too weak to shut the fuck up and go live your life like everyone else, then stop attempting and actually DO it. You emos really are funny cunts, listening to MCR in a little room in the suburbs of the richest place in the world thinking you know something about pain. Fucking hilarious.
Jeffree star was or is a cutter look at his pictures on his my space a few of them show the scars. his thigh is scarred up …sheesh ppl pay attention.
EMO cult warning for parents
The Emos - short for Emotional - regard themselves as a cool, young sub-set of the Goths.
Although the look is similar, the point of distinction, frightening for schools and parents, is a celebration of self harm.
(dont stereotype me, bitch)
The internet has many sites dedicated to Emo fashion (dyed black hair brushed over your face, layering, black, black, black), Emo bands (Green Day, My Chemical Romance), Emo conversation (sighing, wailing, poetry).
(wailing?????? wtfff????????)
The Instant Emo Kit site gives advice on identity. Wear a child’s T-shirt with a slogan such as ‘Unhappy Chick’ and drive a Vespa. Above all, ’show your inner despair by looking like you are too sad to eat. Obesity and emocity do not mix.’
(oh darn. wow, that site couldnt possibly be full of shit…so i better start starving myself if i wanna stay scene)
Teenage girls are frightened of manliness: they like boys who look like girls.
(riiiight. look, eyeliner is hot, bit of black is nice, but no, i DON’T prefer guys that look like girls)
Who are the male pin-ups for young girls? Johnny Depp and the comedian Russell Brand, who is about 90 per cent Goth.
(DEAR GOD, I LOVE JOHNNY DEPP, MUM I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF)
It is irresponsible for the fashion and music cultures to encourage it.
(well Britneys definetly not Emo, shall i follow her lead instead?)
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Well what did you think about that little news article….there are lots like them going around…apparently Emo is now a Cult. That Glorifies Death. Ok, In the beginning….
Emo had nothing to do with what it means today. It was used way back in the 80s for some kind of music…im not clear on that…but ok, ok, you wanna change that…well more recently, Emo simply meant Emotional. Fair Enough. Then Emo was also a way you dress. Emo then meant you cut yourself. Emo meant you were Bi. Emo meant you like this kind of music, emo music….Emo now means yuo glorify death. “Emoism” (yeah, wtf) is now being blamed for several cases of teen suicides, and all cuttings are being blamed on this “cult”
I aint in no freaking cult. I admit i call myself an emo sometimes…emo is short for emotional, tada. And i admit i say that i dress Emo. But i dont cut myself. Or tell people its a good idea to kill themselves. Im not Bi!!!!
Whatever happened to cutters being cutters, and suicidals being suicidals…its ridiclous how much this has all been blown out of proportion.
Am I totaly alone with my opinion on this?????
Emo is my favorite cult, I cut like 5 times a day and then give petence to my emo god band, Green Day. You are totally alone with your opinion on this.
blood emos stop cutting yourselfs ill do it for yous
i just finished the emo scale and I got 38 points!!!….Is that good or what?!
ok i agree with sunny on this one totally. Emo is NOT a cult, WTF i cant believe people actually think that, and about the guy who hates emos, for your information i am not anywhere near rich, i live in a cramped house in a small town of eight hundred, i dont even have a dollar to spare, raised my two little sisters and one little brother and I still work 4 or 5 jobs a summer to pay for daycare and food while I go to school in the winter and still manage to keep grades and the first time I was ever fucked was at the age of 4 by someone I have to see every day of my fucking life so this whole thing about emos, or cutters or suicidal people not knowing what real pain is bullshit, my parents are alchohalics, dont give a shit about me and like the give me scars because, OMG I dont want to finish my dinner!!!!!, so fuck you asshole and dont ever prentend to know a person k. I also think, being emo is not cool, it is not something that should be a popularity contest or that you should go do these test things, I dont get these sights on how to be emo. I think they are fucked personally and retarded, i understand that maybe somepeople like to laugh at thier situation sometimes by making it seem like they are doing it for fun or something but really many people dont have a good excuse and they are just fucked up. Emo shouldnt be a life style, it shouldnt be something to be proud about, or to show off. It is not cool or fun to be a cutter. I agree there is an insane rush and high from a good cutting session but when you arent in the moment you shouldnt show it off with pride. If you are a cutter or someone who dressess in black cloths or something that may be emo it should be because you actually are depressed, and i am not saying be depressed by al means dont be, it sucks ass, but if you are then you know what i am talking about if you arent then you obviously have something wrong with you because doing something like that(even if it is a form of expression) is not good for you, and certaintly not cool or funny. Hate me if you want, laugh at me if you want or simply just ignore me but i am not bullshitting you. I know what it is like to really be off the deep end at only 15 years old and some of you guys need learn. If you are truely emotional and have issues controlling those issues and things then that is different but if you take this as a joke or something stupid or cool you are dead wrong. dead wrong. dead….wrong.
38 points is good, but not good enough. fuck life has like a trillion points and he’s just starting…
i am a she…and who cares about points, yes i have points and i have attemted and almost succeeded each time suicide, except stupid doctors keep saving me over thirteen times, so yeah i guess i do got points.
the is nothing “cool” about being a emo ppl will laugh at you.. stupid report
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am.. Well uSt dOnt bE cRazY..tHAtz all
then.. nOtHing..
***cUtEpRinCess sMokiNg wEeD oN thE pReZIdEnTz cHAir//♥
wow. YOU ARE ALL GAY!!!!!!!!
Holy shit who gives a flying FUCK about if your emo or not. And i can’t beleive that just about everyone on this page commented to argue about emo shit. If your emo good for you, if you aren’t even better for you. I’m 15, and a hurricane katrina victim, i can’t go anywhere without someone making a fucking comment about me being “emo” and it’s becuase of stupid fucking stereotypes that dumbasses put out and pass on to others.
I saw this pick on google images looking for gnomes, and i thought it was funny, but now i see it was not worthy being insulted, angered and depressed by Posers, haters, and the other bullshit on this page. I can’t beleive i’m even wasting MY time leaving this comment b/a i kno none of you dumb shitts are gonna read it, nor am i going to come back to this page. If you’re a poser FUCK YOU, YOU are the reason why everyone thinks that the kid from new orleans in their class is emo. If you hate emos, FUCK YOU, you are the reason like people like me and all other people who are labeled “emo” (not people who chose the label, people who are burned with the word by their fellow peers) think that we don’t belong with everyone else, and thats becuase you drive us away becuase YOU think we are less than you. SO FUCK YOU.
If you agree with what i said,
Or if you wish to contact me, please do so.
HOWEVER, If you’re a hater just looking for a luagh, find somebody else, b/c if u start shit with me, and you live near me, YOU will be the hater who was remembered b/c he got his teeth knocked out by an emo.
Sincerly,
Jak
The Agro-Emo emerges before your very eyes. This never before documented species shares several traits with its Genera. Firstly, they are highly emotionally charged creatures, prone to aggressive out-lashes. In physical appearance they are similar to other branches of the Emo Family; having typical tight fitting clothing and indistinguishable sex/gender. The Agro-Emo differs in its evolutionary strategy. Instead of frequent suicide attempts (an insanely dysfunctional adaptation to stress), they direct their EXTREME emotion outward. This strategy, often ineffective as well, can be likened to the Puffer Fish of the Tetraodontidae Family.
I voted in my first presidential election when they were 8…why should what they say count? They’re not even a legal adult. Barf on teh em0z
So, Jesse are you attempting to call me a “Agro-emo”?
Thats right Jack. Bring your trench-coat-mafia out here. I dunno about Cali, but in Va. we take self-defense to the EXTREME!! Oh, some skater kids got your back?? NRA got my back. Something else you should know: Our courts love to try punk-ass kids as adults here. Don’t hate me, be angry at whoever cut your hair, making you look like Little Nicky
Look fuckface, i don’t give a shit who you have backing you.
I’ll fucken break your neck. take a few steps close to esco, and watch what happens to you. I’ll fuck up your freinds too. Fuck you and your fucken labels dick wad
At least i had the balls to show my face. You had to link yourself to somethin eelse.
Fag
POPEYE’S CHIKEN IS THE SHIZNIT!!!!
Yo, Jesus, git off mi boy jak. He freinz wit satan!!!
I see this is kind of an old thread….. but i agree w/ the ppl that say they dont cut… I’m emo and unfortionately i go w/ the high percentage that likes to write poetry and such… which just increases the stereotype…. but emo is a fashion choice… and a music choice.. emo music= songs you can EMOtionally relate to… it’s not a deathwish… I had never heard of those sites until i saw this article on youtube.. oh my gosh.. those poor kids in north dakota whose parents probly grounded them or whatever for expressing themselves through emo fashion… that song is simply a song making fun of emo ppl and the quizes… also making fun of emo… they should have researched more b4 worrying adults about there “emo” kids…. as i said poor kids in ND… i feel for ya
emo was a fashon choice in 1996. Now, it’s nothing more than a tired old marketing technique to get young kids to buy into a fad that can be identified with. It’s not a personal decision, you’re a corporate niche market, and you’ve been happily conditioned to be just that. Emo isn’t the first, and won’t be the last fashion that is co-opted like that.
But wake the fuck up, you don’t have a niche culture, you don’t have a “life style” you have a style of dress that is sold to you, and you have a style of music that is sold to you.
Nothing else can be claimed as emo. The sooner you face facts and accept that you’re a little bitch commodity that only exists to rip you of your money while praying on your insecurities, the sooner you can get on with having a real productive life.
The longer you defend emo as being “just your thing so back off” the longer you embrace the fact that operant conditioning has defeated your ass.
if you’re really emo though? Like REALLY emo….I hear Saver’s has the minimum 3 day waiting period on used guns, and you only need to buy one bullet.
Hi, I haven’t talked in awhile because i have been in an inpatient physc unit. It didn’t help though. They said try and write out ho you are feeling so i carved the words into my flesh…Everything is getting worse, I have only had two friends in my entire life and now i only have one and she isnt very good. I am alone besides my family right now and we are all living in one room. I have appoitments for all my health issues and my parents want me to prosicute my rapist but i wont say names so they havent gotten me to yet. I am not emo, I am not prep, I am not gothic, I am not a jock, I am a human just like everyone else I just have a few more problems than others..(if you havent read my other posts then you dont get how many i have and i could never even begin to write down all of my problems anyway)..I just want out but I dont want to be another statistic I need serious help but nothings working, I am trying meds but they can only block out so much, too many memories…too many mistakes, FUCKING HELL, FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK I hate myself so much and I hate life!!! Will it ever end???
you know what? i hate this stupid report! theres nothing wrong with being emo!!! they just automalty assume that ALL emos are suscidal! i mean, i dont see them making stupid reports on goth people! why do people always judge us emos just by the way we dress or the way our hair is? i mean sure, my hair covers half my face, but its not like i do it so “i can only see half of the world” like that stupid guy did! im just soo mad about all of these retarted people who critize emos! you know, thoes people just need to fuck off and find some other group to mess with. nobody ever cared about emos up until now, so why are they making such a big deal about it NOW?!?!
i’m an emo kid that report is ALL shit i cut they got that shit from quiz that some board little prep made
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