Scathing

The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts in pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks, Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong’s moonwalk was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the rest of us, Newt’s evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a dull and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of secular institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts trying to walk

Written by Garrison Keillor, who I usually assume is the boringest person on this planet, satiating the fat minds of NPR listeners everywhere.

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updates blupdates

expect some serious updates in the near future — no empty promises here, though i am known for them.

what is on the horizon:

a new design to this site
hobonews — our sick answer to the lack of news for homeless people
maoblog — the tales of our favorite hamsty
the launch of sexy and disgraceful
a renovation of wellplacedpottery

the admin will post a message sometime soon saying what does/doesn’t work

-alec

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ohhhh

i figured it out! you have to click the blog headline to get to the actual blog, which will have actual links and formating and so forth. blog blog blog

-alec

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god damnit

as if being sick and chomping through half of my god damn cheek eating a saltwater taffy wasn’t enough, this stupid website will not listen to me. you, you stupid website.

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