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Enough Hyperbole

Written By on November 8th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

The capitalism propagansists need to fucking chill on this socalism madness. If you want to be competitive in the international economic markets your people need to be HEALTHY and EDUCATED. It’s that simple. We’re not even close to number 1. Positive results would be seen in as little as 1 generation (relatively quickly). Our future little capitists will be even more savvy. Better education also leads to healthier lifestyles which would unburden our economy. In my opinion the pharmacutical companies are probably conspiring with the junk food industry. These 2 need to be looked at closer and reformed. Corn syrup will cause most of us to develop adult onset diabedes in our lifetimes (something that was extremely rare untill the last few decades of HUMAN HISTORY and gets worse every year)! You draw your own conclusions Im done ranting.

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Metaphorically Speaking

Written By on September 7th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

Jesus was a community organizer…. Pontius Pilate was a governor.

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I move for a vote of no confidence

Written By on April 18th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

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Times like these

Written By on March 27th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

It’s times like these you learn to live again
It’s times like these you give and give again
It’s times like these you learn to love again
It’s times like these, time and time again

I, I’m a new day rising
I’m a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonight

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He’s Our Man

Written By on February 1st, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

The huddled masses have been awaiting my political endorsement as if it were Groundhog’s day and my announcement should bring either extended famine or gracious reprieve. Be anxious no longer for my word is upon you. I gladly endorse the only democratic candidate who is both qualified and electable: obviously John Edwards is our man…. whats that? he already dropped out? Alas, my timing isn’t what it used to be. Well, I always thought he’d make a good Vice President as well…. whats that? he said VP doesn’t interest him? Buckle up then folks, its gonna be a bumpy ride. Plenty of polarized politics to go around for everyone. Don’t expect any middle ground; these candidates are prepared to swing far and wide if thats what it takes to distinguish themselves. Perhaps that was Edward’s downfall; he was just too likable, too much a man of the people. Reminding the middle class that exploitative elitists pose more threat to their way of life than terrorists just didn’t strike enough fear into the populace. As if America needs another decade or two of foreign turmoil before our domestic shortcomings become apparent. America is no stranger to electing the aged; perhaps Edwards will have the courage to run again by 2016. We should be so lucky.

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The Girl With the World in Her Eyes

Written By on December 7th, 2007  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

Here I go! Geronimo! Vertigo to free fall
The girl sets my heart racing, but my engine is stalled
Now I pace myself ’cause I gotta stay in front man
Blast like an astronaut, crash like a stunt man
To worlds where witty boys get the pretty girls they merit
But she holds the saddle, the stick, the carrot

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