The PBH Network is pleased to invite independent minded writers to apply for freelance writing positions. Reaching over six million unique visitors a month, the PBH Network is a collection of five unique websites whose content ranges from politics to internet culture. Currently, we seek writers who initially will be published on ProseBeforeHos but will then transition to the Speckled Axe as it nears completion. The former is dedicated to the snarkier and more satirical side of politics; the latter is in the final stages of development but will be devoted to current events, politics, culture, and developments of national and international interest. We are looking for individuals who are consistent in quality and timeliness, able to work independently, and have a bold, confident and sophisticated tone that fits within our readers’ interests and mindset.

In addition to a brief introduction about yourself and your background, applicants should submit the following: two writing samples based on topics that you find appealing, your fields of interest and two potential article ideas about which you would like to write.

Please send requested materials to pbhnetwork@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you!

5. The Real Difference Between Europe And America

This year the global recession has caused many to draw comparisons between the United States and Europe. But is there much of a difference? Here’s an image-based list for you to ponder.

4. The College Lifestyle In Pictures

For many, college is a time of sacrifice. Strapped for time and money, students must be savvy with their choices. Ovens are only those that can sit atop the mini fridge and a smelly couch that actually has all of its cushions is like a feather bed at the Four Seasons. Check out some of the other college change-ups here.

3. CNN Chooses The Wrong Music For A Story On A 103 Year Old Driver

And we thought some of the GOP debate gaffes were bad. Offensive Coolio lyrics in a CNN segment? Embarrassing, yes, but also incredibly entertaining.

2. The Pompous Philistine of the Coffee Shop: the Hipster Barista

Everyone has met this guy at some point in their life. You like the Velvet Underground? He liked them before they sold out. You think you know how to brew a good coffee? According to the Hipster Coffee Barista, you’re incompetent unless donning a scarf and toting a Sartre play.

1. Jon Stewart on September 11th

The 10th anniversary of September 11th hit the hearts and heads of many this year. And as always, Jon Stewart had some choice words to say.

Be sure to check out all the PBH Network has to offer: ProseBeforeHos, Runt Of The Web, Alligator Sunglasses, PBH2, and All That Is Interesting.

Do you enjoy reading and writing (or at least pretending to) so you can impress family and friends? Do you find yourself screaming at the television during Fox News or Red Sox games? Then congratulations, you are qualified to write for ProseBeforeHos! PBH is looking for qualified and consistent writers to cover topics including politics, sports, economics, and international relations.

You’ll be paid as handsomely as possible, have a large forum for others to read your content, and get to work with an up and coming website. To apply, send a writing a sample and a short personal background to pbhnetwork@gmail.com!

Great news, you can now Stumble the PBH Network of sites! For those of you unfamiliar, StumbleUpon is the premier discovery and recommendation system for web content. StumbleThru the PBH Network will now allow you to access recommended content from across our network of sites that fit your interests.

How does it work? It’s simple: just click the ‘Stumble the PBH Network’ button on the top or side of every page on our sites and you’ll be taken to a new page of PBH Network content:

If you need further assistance, feel free to email us or drop a note on our Facebook page. Thanks to StumbleUpon for helping us implement such a great feature and happy Stumbling everybody!

It’s been quite an April for the PBH Network: over 5 million visitors, our first (record-setting!) 500,000 visitor day, and over 3,600 fans on Facebook. With such a great month, we wanted to recap the best performing content from April from across the PBH Network:

5. What Happens When A Hippie Gives You 30 Hits Of Acid

Our unnamed protagonist — a worker at a local coffee shop — describes how he would leave out food for the homeless, only to have his generosity repaid one fateful evening by a local hippie who proceeded to put 30 hits of acid into his mouth. What would follow was an incredible journey told brilliantly by the narrator.

4. Dam Goats!

The funny thing about goats is they are the most goofy yet adroit, sure-footed creatures on the planet. And nothing displays it better than this photoseries of them climbing an almost completely vertical dam in Italy.

3. Introducing Your Worst Nightmare: Karate Kyle

You picked on him in junior high, but Kyle came back after summer vacation with a new trick up his sleeve: Karate. Now he’s going to make everyone pay for the injustice that he has faced.

2. What Will Happen If Gay Marriage Is Legalized?

We didn’t include an image because… well, we don’t want to give the secret away! But people from across the internet have called this the only graph you need on gay marriage.

1. The First Zombie-Proof House

We all know it’s coming, it’s just a matter of time: the zombie apocalypse. Luckily, a Polish architecture firm designed the world’s first zombie-proof house. You will not be disappointed.

Be sure to check out all the PBH Network has to offer: ProseBeforeHos, Alligator Sunglasses, Runt Of The Web, PBH2, and All That Is Interesting. Thanks again to all of our fans and supporters for a great month!

Do you enjoy receiving money in exchange for goods and services? Well even if you don’t, you (yes, you!) should consider writing for ProseBeforeHos. We’re looking for writers on subjects as diverse as politics, international development/relations, culture, sports, and economics. You’ll be paid as handsomely as possible, have a large forum for others to read your content, and get to work with an up and coming website. To apply, send to pbhnetwork@gmail.com a writing sample and explain 1) why cultural/ethnic chauvinism is a significant barrier to social justice; or 2) why Bill Simmons is the worst sports writer alive.

Interested in writing but with a less serious bent? All That Is Interesting is also hiring content creators.

Hey party people,

This is your admin speaking. As you may or may not have noticed, we have had a minor face lift. Specifically, a new logo along with a new navigation bar, to help you get your lulz. The new logo represents our dedication to gender equality and slapstick violence. The navigation bar helps you explore the fine collection of websites that make up the PBH network, as well as your sexuality. Let us know what you think and, more importantly, share your feelings and open up to us. We’re here for you, and always will be, we can get through this together.

We have some more exciting changes in the works, including doing more video and portaling. It will literally melt your face off, metaphorically speaking.

- Admin

It’s that time of the year again, where you mask your truly feelings for family and friends by dutifully wasting money on things they will most likely throw away. But while you’re at it, help PBH and do your shopping at Amazon. Otherwise, like PBH on Facebook and subscribe to the RSS feed!

Good news everyone! We’ve added some contributors, started updating more regularly, and are hoping to release some flipping’ awesome design updates in the coming months. Trust me, you will be moderately impressed.

In the meantime, support PBH by liking our Facebook fan page and doing your shopping on Amazon.

Love always,
The Admins <3

Can you write engaging articles, produce original content, and find interesting material on topics of your choosing on a regular basis? Prose Before Hos is expanding its content and is looking for regular contributions for the following subject areas:

* Political Ironing / Government Employee – Commentary on public policy and politics in America, often in the form of comics or videos.

* Progressive Economics – Long-form articles and commentary focused on contextualizing economics within a leftist framework (bonus points for individuals capable of presenting current economic issues under the rubric of Marxist or Institutional economics).

* International Relations – Original articles and content on international relations and development.

* Sports Editor – Original articles and content on sports.

Compensation will be per contribution with the possibility of bonuses related to performance and traffic. Writers will initially write one article per week, and based upon quality and performance, be asked to contribute more as needed. To apply, please write an introductory email with a writing sample to Alec at pbhnetwork@gmail.com, along with an answer to one of the three following questions:

* Who did (or would) you vote for in the 2000 American Presidential elections?

* Why is Bud Selig the greatest monster in the history of the modern baseball era?

* What’s the best album that has come out since 2000?

All That Is Interesting is also hiring writers.