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> <channel><title>Prose Before Hos &#187; Call Me Jesse</title> <atom:link href="http://www.prosebeforehos.com/author/call-me-jesse/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com</link> <description>The Pen Is Mightier Than Thy Wench</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 17:16:34 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>Enough Hyperbole</title><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/11/08/enough-hyperbole/</link> <comments>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/11/08/enough-hyperbole/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 22:26:04 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Call Me Jesse</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[One]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/?p=3024</guid> <description><![CDATA[The capitalism propagansists need to fucking chill on this socalism madness. If you want to be competitive in the international economic markets your people need to be HEALTHY and EDUCATED. It&#8217;s that simple. We&#8217;re not even close to number 1. Positive results would be seen in as little as 1 generation (relatively quickly). Our future little capitists [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The capitalism propagansists need to fucking chill on this socalism madness. If you want to be competitive in the international economic markets your people need to be <strong>HEALTHY </strong>and <strong>EDUCATED</strong>. It&#8217;s that simple. We&#8217;re not even close to number 1. Positive results would be seen in as little as 1 generation (relatively quickly). Our future little capitists will be even more savvy. Better education also leads to healthier lifestyles which would unburden our economy. In my opinion the pharmacutical companies are probably conspiring with the junk food industry. These 2 need to be looked at closer and reformed. Corn syrup will cause most of us to develop adult onset diabedes in our lifetimes (something that was extremely rare untill the last few decades of HUMAN HISTORY and gets worse every year)! You draw your own conclusions Im done ranting.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/11/08/enough-hyperbole/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Metaphorically Speaking</title><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/09/07/metaphorically-speaking/</link> <comments>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/09/07/metaphorically-speaking/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:24:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Call Me Jesse</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[One]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/?p=2077</guid> <description><![CDATA[Jesus was a community organizer&#8230;. Pontius Pilate was a governor.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><strong>Jesus was a community organizer&#8230;. Pontius Pilate was a governor. </strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/09/07/metaphorically-speaking/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I move for a vote of no confidence</title><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/04/18/i-move-for-a-vote-of-no-confidence/</link> <comments>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/04/18/i-move-for-a-vote-of-no-confidence/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:57:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Call Me Jesse</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[One]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/04/18/i-move-for-a-vote-of-no-confidence/</guid> <description><![CDATA[]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><object
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/03/27/times-like-these-2/</guid> <description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s times like these you learn to live again It&#8217;s times like these you give and give again It&#8217;s times like these you learn to love again It&#8217;s times like these, time and time again I, I&#8217;m a new day rising I&#8217;m a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonight But I, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>It&#8217;s times like these you learn to live again<br
/> It&#8217;s times like these you give and give again<br
/> It&#8217;s times like these you learn to love again<br
/> It&#8217;s times like these, time and time again</p><p>I, I&#8217;m a new day rising<br
/> I&#8217;m a brand new sky to hang the stars upon tonight<br
/> But I, I&#8217;m a little divided<br
/> Do I stay or run away and leave it all behind</p><p>It&#8217;s times like these you learn to live again<br
/> It&#8217;s times like these you give and give again<br
/> It&#8217;s times like these you learn to love again<br
/> It&#8217;s times like these, time and time again</p><p>-Foo Fighters</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/03/27/times-like-these-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>He&#8217;s Our Man</title><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/02/01/hes-our-man/</link> <comments>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/02/01/hes-our-man/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:48:51 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Call Me Jesse</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[One]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/02/01/hes-our-man/</guid> <description><![CDATA[The huddled masses have been awaiting my political endorsement as if it were Groundhog&#8217;s day and my announcement should bring either extended famine or gracious reprieve. Be anxious no longer for my word is upon you. I gladly endorse the only democratic candidate who is both qualified and electable: obviously John Edwards is our man&#8230;. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The huddled masses have been awaiting my political endorsement as if it were Groundhog&#8217;s day and my announcement should bring either extended famine or gracious reprieve. Be anxious no longer for my word is upon you. I gladly endorse the only democratic candidate who is both qualified and electable: obviously John Edwards is our man&#8230;. whats that? he already dropped out? Alas, my timing isn&#8217;t what it used to be. Well, I always thought he&#8217;d make a good Vice President as well&#8230;. whats that? he said VP doesn&#8217;t interest him? Buckle up then folks, its gonna be a bumpy ride. Plenty of polarized politics to go around for everyone. Don&#8217;t expect any middle ground; these candidates are prepared to swing far and wide if thats what it takes to distinguish themselves. Perhaps that was Edward&#8217;s downfall; he was just too likable, too much a man of the people.   Reminding the middle class that exploitative elitists pose more threat to their way of life than terrorists just didn&#8217;t strike enough fear into the populace. As if America needs another decade or two of foreign turmoil before our domestic shortcomings become apparent. America is no stranger to electing the aged; perhaps Edwards will have the courage to run again by 2016. We should be so lucky.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/02/01/hes-our-man/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The Girl With the World in Her Eyes</title><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/12/07/the-girl-with-the-world-in-her-eyes/</link> <comments>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/12/07/the-girl-with-the-world-in-her-eyes/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:17:05 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Call Me Jesse</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[One]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/12/07/the-girl-with-the-world-in-her-eyes/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Here I go! Geronimo! Vertigo to free fall The girl sets my heart racing, but my engine is stalled Now I pace myself &#8217;cause I gotta stay in front man Blast like an astronaut, crash like a stunt man To worlds where witty boys get the pretty girls they merit But she holds the saddle, [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p> Here I go! Geronimo! Vertigo to free fall<br
/> The girl sets my heart racing, but my engine is stalled<br
/> Now I pace myself &#8217;cause I gotta stay in front man<br
/> Blast like an astronaut, crash like a stunt man<br
/> To worlds where witty boys get the pretty girls they merit<br
/> But she holds the saddle, the stick, the carrot<br
/> So I rise like degrees in July or fall faster<br
/> Luck is a lady, but I wouldn&#8217;t put it past her<br
/> As she fills me with thrills like a roller coaster Or slams me with amps<br
/> like a bath with a toaster<br
/> Now my knees are shaking and I find my spine is gone<br
/> From holding up the pedestal that I&#8217;ve put her on<br
/> I should&#8217;ve studied science cause I tend to forget<br
/> That for every action there&#8217;s an equal and opposite reaction<br
/> Well I must&#8217;ve slept through that one, cause now I&#8217;m on thin ice with<br
/> no traction</p><p>Is she thinking of you? No she just thought she knew me<br
/> But she&#8217;s looking at you! No she&#8217;s looking through me<br
/> And now I realize I&#8217;ve got no shape or size to the girl with the world in<br
/> her eyes<br
/> So I keep bouncing</p><p>Shall I compare thee to a summer&#8217;s day?<br
/> Or concede to Morrissey that pretty girls make graves<br
/> I&#8217;ve shed the serpents skin and lost my head like Ann Boleyn<br
/> While rough winds do shake the darling buds of May<br
/> I ask you for this glance through vast expanse of thin veneers<br
/> Steered by butterfly eyes while drinking drinks of siren&#8217;s tears<br
/> I fear the reaper cause it&#8217;s hard like heavy metal<br
/> When the beasts that you beat off are handsome devils<br
/> Yet, the consequence of compliments<br
/> Is that I am graced with graces periodic like the elements<br
/> Her imminence influences subatomics<br
/> So I want to do her right<br
/> Like Shakespeare does a sonnet<br
/> I&#8217;m on it. Harassed by bees in bonnets<br
/> Slave to her affection like gramps to gin and tonics<br
/> Loyal to my master like a pack of Pekinese<br
/> While I try to hold my place with weakened knees</p><p>Is she thinking of you? No she just thought she knew me<br
/> But she&#8217;s looking at you! No she&#8217;s looking through me<br
/> And now I realize I&#8217;ve got no shape or size to the girl with the world in<br
/> her eyes<br
/> So I keep bouncing</p><p>Maybe I should call you up so we can spend some time together<br
/> Take a walk or have some dinner, I don&#8217;t care I&#8217;ll do whatever<br
/> My heart shivers every single time I get a busy signal Can I get an<br
/> operator?<br
/> So you know if she said bounce with me, I&#8217;d bounce with her<br
/> Cause every minute that I&#8217;m in it counts with her<br
/> There&#8217;s only one sin I wouldn&#8217;t renounce for her<br
/> And if she gave me half a glance then I would counsel her<br
/> That she should bounce with me, so I can bounce with her<br
/> Cause every minute that I&#8217;m in it really counts with her<br
/> There&#8217;s only one sin I wouldn&#8217;t renounce for her<br
/> But do I have a chance!</p><p>Is she thinking of you? No she just thought she knew me<br
/> But she&#8217;s looking at you! No she&#8217;s looking through me<br
/> And now I realize I&#8217;ve got no shape or size to the girl with the world in<br
/> her eyes<br
/> So I keep bouncing</p><p>Yeah, she&#8217;s got the world in her eyes</p><p>-2 Skinnee J&#8217;s</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/12/07/the-girl-with-the-world-in-her-eyes/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Little Birdie</title><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/12/02/little-birdie/</link> <comments>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/12/02/little-birdie/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:50:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Call Me Jesse</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[One]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/12/02/little-birdie/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Little Birdie, Little Birdie Come, sing to me your song, I&#8217;ve a short time to stay here, And a long time to be gone, &#160; I&#8217;d rather be in some dark hollow, Where the sun don&#8217;t ever shine, Than to see you be someone&#8217;s darlin&#8217; And to know you&#8217;ll never be mine, &#160; Little Birdie, [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p
align="center">Little Birdie, Little Birdie</p><p
align="center">Come, sing to me your song,</p><p
align="center">I&#8217;ve a short time to stay here,</p><p
align="center">And a long time to be gone,</p><p
align="center">&nbsp;</p><p
align="center">I&#8217;d rather be in some dark hollow,</p><p
align="center">Where the sun don&#8217;t ever shine,</p><p
align="center">Than to see you be someone&#8217;s darlin&#8217;</p><p
align="center">And to know you&#8217;ll never be mine,</p><p
align="center">&nbsp;</p><p
align="center">Little Birdie, Little Birdie,</p><p
align="center">What makes you fly so high,</p><p
align="center">It&#8217;s because my own true love,</p><p
align="center">Is waiting in the sky,</p><p
align="center">&nbsp;</p><p
align="center">Little Birdie, Little Birdie,</p><p
align="center">Come sing to me your song,</p><p
align="center">I&#8217;ve a short time to stay here,</p><p
align="center">And a long time to be gone.</p><p
align="center">&nbsp;</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/12/02/little-birdie/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>the only info your survey reveals is how bad you are at conducting surveys</title><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/10/05/the-only-info-your-survey-reveals-is-how-bad-you-are-at-conducting-surveys/</link> <comments>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/10/05/the-only-info-your-survey-reveals-is-how-bad-you-are-at-conducting-surveys/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:50:35 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Call Me Jesse</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[One]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/10/05/the-only-info-your-survey-reveals-is-how-bad-you-are-at-conducting-surveys/</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#8212;OK so we all know FOX news is biased; no need for persuasion, this simply highlights their laughable attempt to pass off propaganda as actual news&#8230;. Look at this Poll of registered voters written by FOX news and conducted on their behalf by Opinion Dynamics Corp. (900 participants hardly makes any survey legitimate, especially when [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>&#8212;OK so we all know FOX news is biased; no need for persuasion, this simply highlights their laughable attempt to pass off propaganda as actual news&#8230;. <a
href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,299374,00.html" target="_blank">Look at this Poll <span
id="intelliTXT">of registered voters</span></a> written by FOX news and conducted on their behalf by<span
id="intelliTXT"> Opinion Dynamics Corp. (900 participants hardly makes any survey legitimate, especially when the questions are so outlandishly biased)</span></p><p><strong>AND I QUOTE: </strong><br
/> Most people — 87 percent — say they have said a prayer for the troops, and another 77 percent have prayed for the war in Iraq to end. A much smaller 54 percent majority of Americans say they have prayed for the president.</p><p>Among groups, Democrats (80 percent) and Republicans (76 percent) are about equally likely to say they have prayed for the war to end, and women (80 percent) are only slightly more likely than men (73 percent) to have done so.</p><p>Republicans (74 percent) are twice as likely as Democrats (37 percent) to have included the president in their prayers, while just over half (52 percent) of independents have prayed for Bush.</p><p>Appealing to a higher authority on behalf of the president does not appear to be influenced by gender, as about as many men (51 percent) as women (56 percent) say they have prayed for Bush.</p><p>&#8220;It’s interesting to see the parallel between overall voter sentiment toward the president and the relatively reduced likelihood to pray for him,&#8221; says Ernest Paicopolos, principal of Opinion Dynamics. &#8220;It’s also striking to see a more than 30-point gap between prayer for the troops and prayer for the commander-in-chief of those same troops.&#8221;</p><p>In general, more Republicans (64 percent) than Democrats (53 percent) and independents (48 percent) say they pray every day. Southerners (66 percent) are 20 percentage points more likely than those living in the Northeast (46 percent) to pray daily.</p><p>Overall, a 56 percent majority of Americans says they pray every day, including 64 percent of women and 47 percent of men.</p><p>Another 17 percent say they pray several times a week and 7 percent several times a month. Few Americans — 7</p><p>&#8212;Those statistics are only a summation not revealing the actual questions, next is an example of the type of question asked:                                                                                    &#8220;Do you personally believe the world would be a better place if America loses the war in Iraq?&#8221;</p><p>another laughable headline on the page reads &#8220;Barack Obama stops waring his American flag lapel pin.&#8221;</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/10/05/the-only-info-your-survey-reveals-is-how-bad-you-are-at-conducting-surveys/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>We can&#8217;t even find our own WMD&#8217;s</title><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/10/02/we-cant-even-find-our-own-wmds/</link> <comments>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/10/02/we-cant-even-find-our-own-wmds/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:56:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Call Me Jesse</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[One]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/10/02/we-cant-even-find-our-own-wmds/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Missing shipments and unreported exposures of anthrax, plague, Ebola, encephalitis, bird-flu, and monkey pox&#8230;. in America. No wonder we can&#8217;t find WMD&#8217;s abroad, you&#8217;d think the gov&#8217;t would want to find the evidence in Iraq, if for nothing else than to appease the American public but I suspect the don&#8217;t give a shit. They can&#8217;t [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Missing shipments and unreported exposures of anthrax, plague, Ebola, encephalitis, bird-flu, and monkey pox&#8230;. in America. No wonder we can&#8217;t find WMD&#8217;s abroad, you&#8217;d think the gov&#8217;t would want to find the evidence in Iraq, if for nothing else than to appease the American public but I suspect the don&#8217;t give a shit. They can&#8217;t even keep it from  going missing in America.</p><p>These federally funded labs are inspected only once every three years. In 4 years there have been 100 <em>reported</em> accidents in 44 labs in 24 states with more than 24 incidents still being investigated. On top of that there are many unreported incidents.</p><p><a
href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MISHANDLING_GERMS?SITE=ORMED&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT" target="_blank">This Associated Press article</a> should inspire plenty of conspiracy theorists to suggest potential attack/vaccination/genocide theories, but it wouldn&#8217;t be the first time the government tested biological weapons on the American public:</p><p><a
href="http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/1.html">extensive list </a></p><p><a
href="http://www.dailypress.com/news/dp-02761sy0oct30,0,2199000.story?coll=dp-widget-news" target="_blank">This is equally alarming describing the history of dumping WMD&#8217;s</a> in the oceans, later to wash up on our shores, kill our fisherman, and contaminate the food-chain with heavy metals&#8230; ever wonder about the mercury in fish? I had another link some days ago but cannot find it now, perhaps I will add it later or someone can link some resources in comment form.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/10/02/we-cant-even-find-our-own-wmds/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Check It.</title><link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/09/27/1533/</link> <comments>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/09/27/1533/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:04:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Call Me Jesse</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[One]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/09/27/1533/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Heres the link]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><img
src="http://planethiltron.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/larry-king-hiltron-400x405.jpg" title="Check It. Photo" alt="larry king hiltron 400x405 Check It." /></p><p><a
href="http://planethiltron.com/" target="_blank">Heres the link</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/call-me-jesse/09/27/1533/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
