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Shakira singing Spanish is incredibly sexy, fyi. She has a sexy fucking voice.

I am studying Spanish so I can seduce her.

Wowie wow, an earthquake! That was weird feeling, like the world was jello.

Wow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley

It’s funny to think that Elvis got his dance moves because he started nervously shaking on stage. It’s sad to think that the nerves eventually killed him.

I have been feeling like shit all week, coughing and body aching. I took off work two days, and today I am working from home. I’ve been taking the day quil and nyquil. Weirdly enough, I think nyquil makes me more awake. I haven’t been able to fall asleep at a reasonable hour at all this week. I just feel really really strange.

I’m playing a semi-open mic thing at Rachel’s cafe tonight if anyone wants to come watch. It starts around 6. Apparently they have some good foods there and coffee and jazz. Afterwards, it’s off to gaming night until I crumple into a heap of coughing fits.

Christmas time is here
Happiness and cheer
Fun for all that Children call
Their favorite time of year
Snowflakes in the air
Caroles everywhere
Olden times and ancient rhymes
Of loving dreams to shares
Sleigh bells in the air
Beauty everywhere
Yuletide by the fireside
And joyful memories there

Christmas time is here
We’ll be drawing near
Oh, that we could always see
Such spirit through the year
Oh, that we could always see
Such spirit through the year…

life, love, etc

The Colbert Report is so so good. Also, I am still in Silicon Valley. I could see myself living here someday, it’s really nice. I had some kickass Mexican food for lunch. MMMM.

Also genital herpes would suck. There is an ad about it on the TV. I wonder if the Bud Light demographic is the casual misogynist. TV is kinda lame, TV shows are kickass. Thank God for DVDs. I’m going home tomorrow, whee!

San Francisco is amazingly beautiful. Had a good weekend. Hung out with Andrew, kevin W.’s step-bro, and Deanne came up from LA too. Saw the bridge, downtown, Japantown, other cool stuff. It wouldn’t be too bad to live here.

Ever since I got to San Jose, I’ve had this song stuck in my head. Bacarach is genius, and Warwick really gives his songs an extra kick in the ass.

Crap! I’m in San Jose! Till Wednesday!

Also, have a 3 hour delay on a flight sucks. But do you know what sucks more? Arriving at the airport after the car rental place is closed. Even more sucky? Waiting about an hour to get a cab.

End Result: Not getting to my hotel till 3:45AM PT (6:45AM ET). I am FuCKING TIRED.

Dang, I guess La Bamba’s shut down. I could really go for a chorizo burrito.

Also, I really want to try kippers for breakfast sometime.

Drinking booze till I pass out
Will I forget what I’m about?
Pregnant pauses whisper lies
we may live so he can die
save us from our sinful ways
all that live must someday pay
I am fighting for my mind
blackened hearts are all you’ll find

Listen man you gotta try
Gotta know the reason why
She was standing in the street
Looking pretty my petite
Product of a hateful mind
If you can’t see, you must be blind
And now beings another day
Why the hell am I this way?

Lalalalala, she’s my candy girl
Always in the back seat of her candy world

I don’t wanna sound queer or nothing, but I kinda like My Fair Lady.

Audrey Hepburn is hot.

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