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Because we haven’t been posting so much and life is hard, here are pictures of a deer licking a cat:

Also, if that’s not enough, there is also a video… of a deer licking a cat:

Via PBH2: Deer Licks A Cat

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Dear Lord Bozarking:

We have created a mighty post in your honor, in the hopes we may be graced by your presence. Please, take our humble offerings and shower us with your poetic verses of filth and degradation in the modern world.
I held her head under the water. 3..2..1, I pulled her head out by her hair. She gasped for air, filling her lungs with the crisp November sky.

The sun shone bright that day on the lake at the old quarry, as I knelled in the dying grass, my pants around my ankles. A Southern breeze blew, across the lake, across the grass, across my dark and dense curly pubic hair. My hands moved up and down my engorged shaft, as I plunged her once again below the water. I felt her struggle beneath my hand, as orgasm began to rise within me. I stopped myself, lifting her head out again. I heard her gasps, short panic’d breathes seemingly in time with the blood pumping through the full veins of my cock.

“Ok, ok,” she said. “I’m ready.”

I pulled her out of the water, her wet nipples glistened in the sun, hard as diamonds. She got on all fours, and her shivering body made inserting the enema bag into her quivering asshole difficult. I held her down, stabilizing her body with mine, enough to insert the nozzle inside her.

I found myself in the classic 69 position. Her light brown public hairs shimmered and shook, from both the breeze and cold, and I kissed her mound gently as I filled her lower intestine. The warm rush of fecal matter covered my face, as I felt her take me deep inside her throat. I came almost instantly, my semen filling her mouth as her shit rained upon me.

The force of my explosion caused her to vomit in her mouth, and like a tiger I sprang to meet her mouth with mine. Our lips parted and tongues intertwined, shit, vomit and semen mingled with our passionate kisses. Filled with so much desire, my hands could not help but explore her body as if for the first time. Overwhelmed, we collapsed feeling like one spent soul.

“I love you babe,” I said to her, as I gazed into her deep blue eyes. I felt myself drown in them, my heart lost forever to her.

“I know you do,” she replied smiling. “I guess I do too.” She laughed at herself, and kissed me with a passion that was at once both strong and tender. I closed my eyes and felt like I had floated away.

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Remember my poem, the tour de force I did not speak out against the impending encroachment of the New York Times Barack Obama Muslim Fascist Communist Socialist State

First they came for the Imperial system, and I did not speak out—because I was not an Imperial system;
Then they came for the health care companies, and I did not speak out—because I was not a health care company;
Then they came for the Sarah Palin, and I did not speak out—because I was not Sarah Palin;
Then they came for Whites—and there was no one left to speak out for me except illegal immigrants and ACORN.

Turns out that inbred radio-yapper Laura Ingraham reads this blog and COPIED MY DAMN POEM. Check out what she “read” at a rally against health care reform:

First they came for the rich and I did not speak out because I was not rich
Then they came for the property owners and I did not speak out because I did not own property
Then they came for the right to bear arms and I did not speak out because I was not armed
Then they came for me and denied me my medical care, and there was no one left to speak for me

I am both alarmed and appalled that she has so blatantly copied off of me, though I am a little disturbed she did not address the fact that Barack Obama is a homosexual Muslim socialist fascist communist and a direct reincarnation of Hitler and Stalin.

See Also: Malkin Award Nominee, Code Red healthcare protest summary, Code Red Rally in DC Tuesday, Kentucky Tea Partiers Tell Sen. Bunning’s Staff Of Their Concerns About Fascism, Muslims, And Taxes, Tea Party Rally To Kill Health Care Reform, and Code Red Rally in D.C. today.

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Mewahmohwamowahamwahamwomeah oh yah meahwahmewhameahamwahdahmahyahohyahmeahwamyawm.

Here’s a little poem I wrote called I did not speak out against the impending encroachment of the New York Times Barack Obama Muslim Fascist Communist Socialist State:

First they came for the Imperial system, and I did not speak out—because I was not an Imperial system;

Then they came for the health care companies, and I did not speak out—because I was not a health care company;

Then they came for the Sarah Palin, and I did not speak out—because I was not Sarah Palin;

Then they came for Whites—and there was no one left to speak out for me except illegal immigrants and ACORN.

See Also: You must pick: the Founders or Socialism, Democrats Losing Young America, HOW CORRUPT AND TREASONOUS IS THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION?, ANOTHER NAIL IN SOCIALISM’S COFFIN, “You lie!”, Kill The Bill!, Hey Kids! Merry Christmas from the Democrats – It’s Porkulus 2!, You Never Knew What You Lost Until It’s Gone – The New Rasmussen Poll On ObamaCare, Freedom-Loving Americans Staging Events Saturday at Venues Across St. Louis Area, and Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures.

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From the depths of my soul, I hate Internet Explorer.

Doop doop doop, surfing the web, found a funny picture of a horse on Reddit. I can’t wait to save it:

Microsoft, you never cease to amaze me.

Don’t write such sappy simple poetry
The world deserves better
Than the shit you spout
Asshole to piehole

Are you stuck in a rut?
has the everyday lost its zing?
Where is this purpose
where is this drive?

Fake intellectualist
all pretension/no substance
Listen to the crickets chirp
the moonbeams electrify the air

God exists where you find it, love
hate death life, love
Listen to the wind blow
the stench and whispers

Build up your false God
Call it your bullshit
Words like an abortion
words to shock your heart

FEEL something damnit
the machine keeps beeping
heart keeps pumping
ticker keeps ticking

Fake fuck poet
just scream in pleasure
like you mean it
like you really meant it

Fake it till you make it
and one day all New York
all New York will be drenched
drenched in your second coming

Oh I really feel it this time
I really feel alive
beep beep metal heart beats
like a steel drum

So god damn phony!

Big headed mongrel
believe in yourself
God is inside you
What atheist

Sleep soundly now
Sleeps alone now
Oh ironic lovers
Lay with lambs now

Because tonight’s the night
Tonight’s the night

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Here’s a poem I call New York Times:

New York Times
NEW YORK TIMES?!?!?
Think you’re better than us?
Us? U.S?
U.S.A?
No way.