She is beautiful
She is amazing
God I’m in love but
What is this purple reality

Blue like the cold water that
Drenches my dreams in sweat
Cold starts that lead to
Wet dreams

And red coursing through
Heart and soul this fullness
Blood red lips sink me
Holy ship sunk with divine
Intervention and I’m hot for
Her fucked body

Hops and hoppy I’m dancing for
The yellow girl of my dreams
Beacon baby, call me slut with
Good intentions

Here’s my top ten albums of 2008 in no particular order:
Vampire Weekend
The Dodos
Rhianna
The Cure
MIA
Feist
Justice
Jens Lekman
Pimsleur’s Learn to Speak and Understand Spanish I and II

Jesus, is it 2009 already? I sure have drank a lot. What?

How’s a squirrel to eat if there aren’t any motherfucking acorns? Watch out for killer squirrels is all I’m trying to say. First bees, and now acorns. Mother Nature is fucking weird.

It’s bottom of the 6th because that northeaster destroyed the end.

The Phils managed to score somehow, and now lead 3-2.

Howard pops out to end after a great job baserunning. It’s ad time baby.

ESPN China has some ads about UEFA, that shits pretty interesting. Anyone want to go see the Red Bulls?

Top 7 – Ryan Madson on to pitch, 1.50 ERA in the postseason. That’s pretty good. Whenever I see an anomalous stat though, I always wonder if they are due for a correction.

Navarro goes down on strikes, I guess that 1.50 ERA might not be an anomaly.

Homer! Baldelli hits it over the fence. It was due. 3-3 game.

Base hit. Rays pitcher Howell is up with one on. God that was a bad bunt attempt. Well he got the job done. Runner moves to second. Pitcher change.

Damn fine play at home by the second baseman. Heads up play not throwing to first with the runner from second trying to score. We go to the bottom side.

Perusing FenslerFilm’s YouTube, I came across a music video E. Fensler did for a guy named Ariel Pink, who seems to be playing the musical equivalent to this retro lo-fi style. The first song I heard, “Politely Declined“, made me turn down my speakers because of the extreme overdriven, overdubbed cassette tape sound. It’s a fun song, but I don’t know if I could listen to it on a regular basis. “Are you looking after my boys” is the next song I heard, video also directed by FenslerFilm. It’s pretty interesting in that both the music and video sound like they have been recorded and rerecorded onto a VHS.

I just read the news page for Fensler, and I guess he is a writer for Tim & Eric Awesome Show, so I guess it makes sense that they all share an aesthetic. He apparently also did a Sealab 2021 episode that never aired, but it’s on the Sealab Season 3 DVD. I’d like to see that.

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/features/27755734.html

This is my favorite part, it’s the “what if they aren’t lying” scenario:

In April, reportedly 36 weeks pregnant, Palin flew to Dallas to give a speech. Before the speech, she began to leak amniotic fluid. Tough Alaska moose-hunter that she is, she gave the speech anyway. She called her family doctor, who is not an OB-GYN, who allegedly told her it would be OK to fly back to Alaska. For the record, there are hospitals in Dallas.

Having given up the governor’s private plane, Palin flew commercial, not telling Alaska Airlines that she was in labor and that her water had broken. No airline personnel seemed to note her as a woman about to give birth.

Her looooong Dallas to Alaska flight had a stopover in Seattle. There are also hospitals there.

So Palin finally arrived in Anchorage, where the airport (ironically named after Alaska Sen. Ted “Bridge to Nowhere” Stevens) is six miles from possibly the best medical facility in the state, Providence Hospital. Providence is one of two hospitals in Anchorage that has a NICU unit, which could come in handy for a 40-plus woman, just off a long flight, about to give birth to a premature baby with Down syndrome.

Palin, however, drove (or was driven) approximately an hour to the much smaller Mat-Su Regional Hospital in Palmer, Alaska, which does not seem to have a NICU unit.

Hilarious!