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The CIA Invaded My Tin Foil Hat!!!!!!
Hey everybody it’s me again! Your favorite mendicant, change eating hobo. Once again, I’ve been paid a half drunken forty to answer this BLOGS SPAM!!! And do I love it. The forty that is, though it’s a little salty. Hits me right in the loins and fires me up to talk to some of these kind folks who try so hard to make sweet comment love on this meany beany website. blogforloversxx |
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yah im drunk whatcha gonna do about it? oh no dont do that!!!!!!
hey everybody its me mr mailbox. well i woke up in the highest price of real estate an ol’ mailbox like me can afford this morning and looked around and hey someone dumped off all this mail in my jail cell i call life. you shut up!!!!!! ok now you listen. this is what im going to say about this and that and then youll say well i didnt like that. well you wrote me! you made me do this!! why didnt you believe? i told you id shoot!!! ok now onto the letters |
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Let women thirst for your pen!s! Surprise them with your size!
At last you won’t be concerned with your size any more. http://aultshare.com/ Just click here and have the penis you always longed for! |
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Hobos Love Spam
famouse pornstar
Oh hallo famous pornstar Kim Chambers!!!! I’m glad you like our website but I couldn’t find that many hot pictures of you even though I scoured the googles. Where are you, I need you. You need me to but you just dont know it yet!! Why dont you reply to my emails!! ILL FIND YOU!!! Ok I found you:
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A Homeless Man Eats Our Spam
Oh man my mailbox is full! I go on vacation in the bathroom of the Subway for a few days and I’ve got over 800 messages. I guess that’s what I get for being the most popular spam hobo on the internet. Now to the good stuff (and I’m not talking about Steel Reserves! But they are good! God I’m drunk and lonely):
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A Homeless Man Answers Our Spam
Every once and a while I like to TALK ABOUT all the LETTERS I receive in my head from curious readers like yourself. So let’s jump right in, or as my pa would say, “You better put on that dress if you know what’s good for you.”
What? Palette? Are you from the CIA? They are always after my brain, you know. Is that what you mean by palette? Of course it is. You DO know. You know too much already! |
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Unfiltered Desires from your Local Hobo
Why do I feel the need to masturbate in front of this trope of adolescents during Shrek 3?  Horse poops make wonderful pillows. What? I can’t pull my pants down at the liquor store and ask passersby to insert coins into my rectum? What is this, communism?  Christopher Dodd for President. Relieving oneself around or on disabled people is wonderful. |
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white people holding hands with black folk as they chase the dream of bling
 Bling blong, baby! It represents my lifestyle and status as a street-savvy irreverent youth who lives large, yet hungers for the next level in life. We type high, no lie, you click-an (BLOGGIN!)  black people are so fucking loud. and im sick of them selling me candle wax and telling me its crack. |
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