Barack HUSSEIN Obama is MUSLEM and I have living proof. One of my fellows hobos from Hobo land says that Barack Hussein Obama is a muslin and you know she’s right cuz she’s on an ATV and those are from AMERICA. And just like America we should be on our guard because secret muslim madrases are conspiring with Mexicans to take our jobs. And that’s why I am homeless and toothless because the Muslim Mexicans did us all in yet again.

Thanks Monkey Review for sharing with me my hobo brethren because they are my pals and without them I would be lonely and cold.

Hey everybody it’s me again! Your favorite mendicant, change eating hobo. Once again, I’ve been paid a half drunken forty to answer this BLOGS SPAM!!! And do I love it. The forty that is, though it’s a little salty. Hits me right in the loins and fires me up to talk to some of these kind folks who try so hard to make sweet comment love on this meany beany website.

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hey everybody its me mr mailbox. well i woke up in the highest price of real estate an ol’ mailbox like me can afford this morning and looked around and hey someone dumped off all this mail in my jail cell i call life. you shut up!!!!!! ok now you listen. this is what im going to say about this and that and then youll say well i didnt like that. well you wrote me! you made me do this!! why didnt you believe? i told you id shoot!!! ok now onto the letters

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Kim Chambers

Oh hallo famous pornstar Kim Chambers!!!! I’m glad you like our website but I couldn’t find that many hot pictures of you even though I scoured the googles. Where are you, I need you. You need me to but you just dont know it yet!! Why dont you reply to my emails!! ILL FIND YOU!!!

Ok I found you:

Mike

Oh man my mailbox is full! I go on vacation in the bathroom of the Subway for a few days and I’ve got over 800 messages. I guess that’s what I get for being the most popular spam hobo on the internet. Now to the good stuff (and I’m not talking about Steel Reserves! But they are good! God I’m drunk and lonely):

Bai Ling has been on People Magazine’s most beautiful woman list, been in dozens of Chinese and American movies including 6 in 2006 alone, but what is really interesting is her T & A. Great tits, amazing ass. We have photos and videos of Bai from every angle, don’t miss this one!

Every once and a while I like to TALK ABOUT all the LETTERS I receive in my head from curious readers like yourself. So let’s jump right in, or as my pa would say, “You better put on that dress if you know what’s good for you.”

Lorenz says:
I will recomend this site… Excelent work!!! May I use your palette at my site?

What? Palette? Are you from the CIA? They are always after my brain, you know. Is that what you mean by palette? Of course it is. You DO know. You know too much already!

Why do I feel the need to masturbate in front of this trope of adolescents during Shrek 3?

Horse poops make wonderful pillows.

What? I can’t pull my pants down at the liquor store and ask passersby to insert coins into my rectum? What is this, communism?

Christopher Dodd for President.

Relieving oneself around or on disabled people is wonderful.

Bling blong, baby! It represents my lifestyle and status as a street-savvy irreverent youth who lives large, yet hungers for the next level in life.

We type high, no lie, you click-an (BLOGGIN!)
Foreign sites, outside, its like blogbiz (We in Alexa)
(Girl)
We type fly, No Lie ,and you know this (BLOGGIN!)
Reddit and Fark, oh my, stay focused

black people are so fucking loud. and im sick of them selling me candle wax and telling me its crack.

Every time a homeless person takes a shit in a Starbucks, a yuppie angel loses its wings.

From the Georgian ‘wine ambassador’, who eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast (and I love me some fecal masses):

In a televised interview in April, shortly after President Mikheil Saakashvili appointed him chief “wine ambassador,” Okruashvili bluntly spoke about the low-level of sophistication of Russian consumers, saying it was a market where “even fecal masses could be sold.”

Hey Mailbox Fans and Hands;

I had my first letter published today, check it out:

no need TO WRITE MORE THAN ONE WORD HIPPOCRITE AGAINST DEATH PENALTY BUT IT IS OKAY FOR BUSH ET AL TO GO IN AND KILL WOMEN AND CHILDREN (COLLATERAL DAMAGE ) IN THE OILY NAME OF JEWS .. FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I SAY … LETS HOPE CANADA STAYS WITH MARTIN TODAY OR ANOTHER RED STATE OF IGNORANCE WILL FLOURISH

Dear Dedicated Readers:

I have come with a mission today: Explain It All From Clarissa.

Clarissa Explains It All was a rudimentary television program that ran in the early 1990’s on Nickelodeon. It featured the main character as the slightly aloof, indifferent daughter counterbalanced by the red headed Conservative child bent on world domination (Ferguson), and the liberal parents who were constantly stuffing tofu and thoughts of equality down their mush-brain children’s throat. This formula was directly lifted from Family Ties as the relevance of Alex P Keaton reemerged with the falling of the Berlin Wall and the end of the Reagan Era. There was also Sam, a clear example of emergence the Grunge era, and the author suspects Sam is a distant relative of Eddie Vedder. Sam’s influence was able to create both mimicked video games on Clarissa’s computer and promote sales of Pearl Jam’s first album, Ten. Sam is also the antagonist in Pearl Jam’s video ‘Jeremy’.

hey everybody its me mr mail rocks, emailing you from my favorite public library

today i want to show you what my life is like. it is fun and smelly.

here is a picture of my favorite pet, his name is teddy ruxpin. this is the happiest picture i have of him yet.

shortly after this picture was taken i had half of his tail in my mouth. but it was tasty and i have no regrets. oh who am i kidding you i miss you captain Ruxpin!!!!!!!!!!

Dead turtle doubles as pillow.