True, but at least a toddler’s tears can’t wreck an economy.
And as the stock market reaches Mount Everest peaks, the number of Americans on food stamps as at an all-time high. That wealth sure is trickling down.
I’m sure they’re watching the bombs drop from heaven and smiling. For even more of our constitutional patron saints’ (satirized) thoughts on gun control, check out The New Yorker.
When the right to bear arms trounces upon another’s right to feel safe in a public place, something’s gone awry.
They run such a passionate campaign against climate change. Too bad it’s all full of shit.