The Many Uses Of The Automatic Weapon!!!!

Well, it could at least make some pretty heavy metal found art.

Poverty And War

Unfortunately for those in need, it’s hard for the military-industrial complex to profit off of poverty–at least domestically.

John Kerry, Secretary Of Awkward

We all remember John Kerry as the first man to lose to George W. Bush in a presidential election and make some Republicans boycott ketchup. And in a few years, we’ll probably remember him as the man who merely carried through Obama’s situational, “lead from behind” diplomacy while Hillary prepped for her successful 2016 presidential run. But today, we remember him for being awkward. (NB: the above image is obviously photoshopped, though we wish it weren’t.)

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Zooming In On The Social Safety Net

We’ve averted the arbitrarily-created fiscal cliff, but “fixing the debt” is still on the minds of many GOP leaders. No, they don’t call for more cuts on defense spending but rather, and as former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich fears, cutting into Social Security and Medicare net in shaky economic times. Hope the elderly are hanging on tight.

The Hypocrisy Of Wayne LaPierre

But c’mon, it’s not like we didn’t see that one coming.