Well I took a few months off, and I’m sure I’ll be taking a few months off in the near future, but for now, your blog roundup is back in town!

This may be the greatest paragraph from the greatest post in human history, which caused quite the shit show over at Drunken Step Father:

For the record, I think that’s a bad idea, because unlike Jews, Jewish outfits bring good to the world and don’t hoard all their money in hypo-alergenic mattress after ripping non-Jews off, but instead is the closest thing a girl can be to being pantless and shows off her legs, ass and even mound, whether 13 or 35 and that’s a Jewish Christmas miracle that lasts all year.

Apparently Ron Paul loves to hate immigrants and doesn’t believe in evolution, just like everyone else! But at least he isn’t dumb as hell!

Other hot news: Want to save money? Have sex. (Or don’t, as: Prostitute degrades self by banging moralistic Senator). And because your girlfriend bores the shit out of you.