1. I fucking hate the religious right. Want to know why? For shit like this:

Responding to complaints from the Religious Right, Congress has passed legislation mandating that the phrase “In God We Trust” be moved from the edge to the back or front of the new presidential dollar coins.

2. In Soviet Russia… Zebra wear you! And yes, that was the best I could do.

3. … not a surprise.

4. Kansas City’s welcome for George Bush:

5. And for the funny cookee crazy crap no one really cares about: Do you miss Beavis?, why are we so uptight about sex, Woman arrested for trying to rip Sikh’s turban at US restaurant, and also these: