Do you miss the simpler days when the big news story was Ann Coulter calling John Edwards a faggot and Don Imus calling girls nappy haired hos? I do. It’s been a tumultous week and this of course is reflected in the BLOG O SPHERE. In between watching incessent repeats of the South Korean Poet Laurette go ape shit with hammers and menacing looks, there was some real news (shock!):
For an interesting start, head over to Rain Coaster in an entry that details the worst school massacre in American history. Nope, it wasn’t Columbine or the Virginia tech attacks, it was a farmer in Michigan who blamed a school for high taxes (and his financial woes). His solution? Blow the school up with dynamite.
Yesterday, we also had the pleasure of watching Attorney General of Wiretapping and Torture Alberto Gonzales have his fun on the stand in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee and seemingly forget everything he has ever done. According to the Pensito Review, “Evidence Mounts That Bush Is at Center of Prosecutor Purge”. This coming from the same Administration working (and failing) an abstinence (my favorite drink, by the way) sex-education program:
So a burial at sea is appropriate, and by releasing the latest federal report on abstinence-only, Impacts for Title V. Section 510, Abstinence Education Programs: Final Report, from Mathematica Policy Research, Inc. late on a Friday, that is exactly what the Bushies are doing.
“After 10 years and $1.5 billion in public funds these failed abstinence-only-until-marriage programs will go down as an ideological boondoggle of historic proportions,” said James Wagoner, President of Advocates for Youth.
I can’t wait for John McCain to take over the reigns — he doesn’t even know what a fucking condom is! And, he also can’t sing, but at least he is protecting our numerous Zionist Overlords by threatening to bomb Iran.
Check out these pictures of Romania. Oddly, they don’t have any pictures of the Presidential Palace, which is the second biggest building in the world behind the Pengaton. And in a similar vein, China is trying to clean up Beijing as much as possible before the streams of Westerners flock to watch the Olympics and judge Chinese economic development as harshly as possible.
And, completely unrelated, Alec Baldwin leaves a voice-mail on his 11 year old kids phone that says:
You are a rude, thoughtless little pig…. I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you’re a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I’m concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.
How good is that? I can’t wait until I have a little fart-faced brat that I get to demean!
And by the way, you’re retarded if you buy bottled water, but still not as retarded as our Retard in Chief (if you want to know why people like him get elected, check out the Myth of the Rational Voter). Oh, and in case you were worried, masturbating won’t kill kittens. Just lots of possible seed / future losers like yourself.
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