Internet Irony

Written By Blog Roundup on June 12th, 2007 | Trackback URI |

In one of the weirdest internet twists I can think of, the dad of delicious internet celebrity Allison Stokke is ironically a real misogynistic asshole. And no, it’s not because he keeps shutting the blinds to his daughters room when I’m about to climax:

Stokke’s father is the same guy who earlier this year defended a cop who jerked off on a stripper during a routine traffic stop. “She got what she wanted,” Al Stokke said, of the stripper. “She’s an overtly sexual person.”…

The hits they keep on comin’. Stokke also defended a sheriff’s son who was convicted of participating in a videotaped gang-rape. From the OC Weekly’s account of the sentencing hearing:

The defense niceties vanished immediately. Defense lawyer Al Stokke, who replaced lead trial attorney Joseph G. Cavallo, questioned any link between the rape and the victim’s claim of mental anguish. Stokke also mocked the girl’s physical injuries, finally conceding she was unconscious but then trying to use that against her. “There’s [no pain] that is felt,” he said, “because she was unconscious.”

Talk about justice. You excuse perverted and unconscionable acts against females, and then your daughter becomes an unwitting internet celebrity with millions of boys wacking off to her pictures. Mmm mmm mmm, smells like that used condom I found on the sidewalk.

More important info that should keep you up naked and shivering: 1/3 of high school graduates never read another book for the rest of their lives. Also, 42 percent of college graduates never read another book after college and 80 percent of U.S. families did not buy or read a book last year. Seriously.

In international bloggery, Albania cheers President Bush (then an American loving Albanian steals his watch) and NATO Accuses Iran of Arming the Taliban. And with best title of the blog week, there’s Tiny Revolution with Can’t Our Foreign Policy Elite Come Up With Higher-Quality Lies?.