Usually I thought the only time hamsters went air born was when our owners threw us up in the air so we could shuffle our feet quickly whilest flying through the air. How wrong I was!
Luckily I have an owner who just pokes me in the head and feeds me candy, instead of sending me through the mail.
In other news, I am almost dead.
Yours sincerely,
Mao
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