Dearest Comrades:
It seems that I have fallen on tough times. My wheel is empty, my testicles have swollen up to ungodly proportions, and my food bowl contains foodstuffs that only the most deprived West Coast vegan would consume. I do not have much left in me, but what I do have left, I will share with you. Thusly, I present, Hamsties as Celebrities and Politicians:
That cute retarded kid from Jerry McGuire
One-time respected intellectual Noam Chomsky
Oprah
Christopher Robin
All-star quarterback and closeted homosexual Eli Manning
Bonus Non-Hamster: Truman Capote
Also, these:
