Alas, I am empty. Ergo, Hamsters as Celebrities and Politicians

Written by Chairman Mao on January 29th, 2008 | Trackback URI |

Dearest Comrades:

It seems that I have fallen on tough times. My wheel is empty, my testicles have swollen up to ungodly proportions, and my food bowl contains foodstuffs that only the most deprived West Coast vegan would consume. I do not have much left in me, but what I do have left, I will share with you. Thusly, I present, Hamsties as Celebrities and Politicians:

Rob Schneider

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That cute retarded kid from Jerry McGuire

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One-time respected intellectual Noam Chomsky

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Oprah

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Christopher Robin

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All-star quarterback and closeted homosexual Eli Manning


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Bonus Non-Hamster: Truman Capote

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Also, these:

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