Dearest Comrades:

It seems that I have fallen on tough times. My wheel is empty, my testicles have swollen up to ungodly proportions, and my food bowl contains foodstuffs that only the most deprived West Coast vegan would consume. I do not have much left in me, but what I do have left, I will share with you. Thusly, I present, Hamsties as Celebrities and Politicians:

Rob Schneider

That cute retarded kid from Jerry McGuire

One-time respected intellectual Noam Chomsky

Oprah

Christopher Robin



All-star quarterback and closeted homosexual Eli Manning

Bonus Non-Hamster: Truman Capote

Also, these: