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		<title>All You Need To Know About America In The Middle East</title>
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When Palestinians do it, it&#8217;s terrorism; when Israelis do it, it&#8217;s self-defense.
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		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/international-relations/02/09/all-you-need-to-know-about-america-in-the-middle-east/</link>
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		<title>Get Spiced</title>
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Heartbreak
Though it has been somewhat lost to our generation, as some distant relic of the past, humans are today, as they have ever been, caught in a struggle between classes of people. Such tumult is the inspiration of vicious cultural supremacy and nowhere is it as insipid as between the superrich and the struggling people [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/stiflystiferson/02/02/get-spiced/</link>
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		<title>Real Jesus Versus Republican Jesus</title>
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Technorati Tags: real jesus,  republican jesus,  comic,  cartoon,  politics,  the gays,  homosexuality,  jesus on the gays,  angry republican jesus,  jesus on war,  jesus on sins,  jesus on judgment,  on money,  the bible does not condone you to be hateful idiotic bigot,  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/political-ironing/02/01/real-jesus-versus-republican-jesus/</link>
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		<title>The 25 Best Simpsons Quotes, Moments, And General Hilarity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After devoutly watching the Simpson&#8217;s for 15 years, I thought I&#8217;d share my favorite 25 Simpson&#8217;s scenes, quotes, and other miscellany sequences from the history of the show. The majority of the quotes from seasons 5-10, but feel free to add your own in the comments (and perhaps I&#8217;ll expand it to 50 if a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/video-of-the-day/02/01/the-25-best-simpsons-quotes-moments-and-general-hilarity/</link>
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		<title>The New Design</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Check it out (Fergie voice)! This will be up within the next few days, as well as a few other little surprises and one big announcement. Otherwise, we love you and apologize for the lack of posts.
If you want more PBH, follow PBH on Twitter, check out PBH on Tumblr, PBH on Blogspot, Disgraceful and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/administrator/01/26/the-new-design/</link>
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		<title>When I Think Of Mark Foley, I Touch Myself</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I present to you the majesty of Mark Foley:
Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): hey
Auto response from Xxxxxxxxx (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food&#8230;brb
Maf54 (7:25:25 PM): ok
Maf54 (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging
Xxxxxxxxx (7:31:51 PM): boo
Maf54 (7:32:13 PM): bo dude
Xxxxxxxxx (7:32:17 PM): lol
Xxxxxxxxx (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon
Maf54 (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola&#8230;had to catch a plane
Xxxxxxxxx (7:33:47 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/piercing-glares-enticing-stares/01/26/when-i-think-of-mark-foley-i-touch-myself/</link>
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		<title>All You Need To Know About The Global Economy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is about all you need to know about the global economy and the structure of capitalism:
Bonuses paid out to Goldman Sachs executives in 2009: 20 Billion Dollars
Total Gross Domestic Product (GDP) of Haiti: 7 Billion Dollars
That&#8217;s $20 billion for a thousand Wall Street investors and $7 billion for 10 million Haitians. The average Haitian [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/progressive-economics/01/25/all-you-need-to-know-about-the-global-economy/</link>
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		<title>Hey Now, Hey Now, Democracy Is Over&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In case you have any doubts, Corporate America has officially been given free reign over Washington DC and American &#8216;democracy&#8217;. The Supreme Court decided yesterday by a 5-4 margin that:
The Supreme Court has ruled that corporations may spend freely to support or oppose candidates for president and Congress, easing decades-old limits on their participation in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/01/22/hey-now-hey-now-democracy-is-over/</link>
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		<title>A Deer Licks A Cat, For You, Abused PBH Visitor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Because we haven&#8217;t been posting so much and life is hard, here are pictures of a deer licking a cat:



Also, if that&#8217;s not enough, there is also a video&#8230; of a deer licking a cat:

Via PBH2: Deer Licks A Cat
Technorati Tags: deer licks a cat,  deer,  cat,  cat pictures,  photos,  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/depths-of-my-soul/01/20/4929/</link>
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		<title>Upgrades And Updates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for the downtime and lack of postings. We have a lot of shit going on. We are upgrading the servers [completed!] and we are working on the design. You can watch the design changes in action here: http://pbh.bitesizedbuddha.com. If you have any recommendations or know how to code a nice site, please let us [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/administrator/01/20/upgrades-and-updates/</link>
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		<title>The Beatles In 1957</title>
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The Beatles in 1957. George Harrison is 14, John Lennon is 16, and Paul McCartney is 15.
Technorati Tags: the beatles,  1957,  archive,  vintage photo,  old photo,  beatles as teenagers,  beautiful picture,  photo,  john lennon,  george harrison,  paul mccartney,  the beatles in the 1950&#8217;s,  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/01/16/the-beatles-in-1957/</link>
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		<title>Wahoo! My First Popular Post On Digg</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I got my first Popular post on Digg today, check it out! And if you want, you can befriend me and PBHNetwork on Digg.  
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		<link>http://www.prosebeforehos.com/alec/01/15/wahoo-my-first-popular-post-on-digg/</link>
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