I hope Dave Eggers dies of a prolapsed ego

by government_employee on May 22, 2009 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   30 Views  

Oh gawd, gag me with a severe case of French ennui — Dave Eggers, now print media swami for hyper-hysteric and chronically out of touch socialites who need other people to tell them how to be super witty on the critical issues of our day at cocktail parties:

Dave Eggers to Reassure Readers Personally about Print

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  • Jan76

    How dare you! after all Mr Eggers has been through he has managed to create beautiful works of literatue and inspire sooo many perhaps if you actually read some of his works you wood understand how deeply he has touched many lives. I suggest you read more insted of just writing nonsense about stuff you no nothing about! May god have mercy on youre soul!

  • http://prosebeforehos.com/alec/ alec

    “But the suburban-bred nouveau urban hipsters… they need me!”

  • http://getalife your robot gchat partner

    i actually like dave eggers and what is the what and even heartbreaking work of staggering genius. i think its a little tired and you’re like ‘get over yourself eggers’ at times. but i also think maybe its the pot calling the kettle black, oh ye of self-indulgent bloggery. plus who can hate some one with dead parents and a love of lost boys? get a soul baldwin. huggggs.

  • http://prosebeforehos.com/alec/ alec

    Dave Eggers parents probably died after realizing their loins spawned such a self-obsessed prick.

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