VOTE FOR KARLOS IN 2040!

Karlos 2040 Poster

[Look into MTV 4 Camera] I smoked and I did inhale. And then I inhaled again. I know some of our younger viewers may be confused by this. And yes, I am dating myself. But, you see, I hail from a time when marijuana was illegal. Before it was slowly legalized state-by-state, first in Colorado and Washington in 2012, until it was accepted nation-wide in this past decade. I hail from a time when President Bill Clinton and President Barack Obama had to make witty jokes about such things.

Now, I was not always the most mature twenty-something. I was…creative in some business school party attire choices:

Business School Boat Party

Business School Pajama Party

But I lived and I learned, and I would not be the man standing before you today if I wasn’t the immature kid sleeping-in back then. And let’s be honest, if we held our Millennial candidates accountable to their twenty-something digital selves, the field would be narrowed to the Mormons.

Unelectable Youth

PART THREE: THE MILLENNIAL GENERATION

Because we are talking about Y Generation!

[FOCUS GROUP THIS OPENER: Baby Boomers will get “The Who” reference. Generation Z voters will ask, “Who?”]

Also known as The Millennials. I’m part of the 75 million Americans-strong generation, born between 1980 and 1992, and we will always have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ back!

We were sometimes called the “Trophy Kids”, because we were raised hearing “no one loses”. And it’s true, I have some 4th grade soccer team medals collecting dust in the attic for “Team Spirit!”

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