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Mistake number one was signing up for Twitter. First off, some asshole already took ProseBeforeHos. Second, if there has ever been an enabler for people to be complete dip shits, its Twitter.

Anyway, I was trying to check out people’s feeds (mistake number two), and I came across Man Bear Pig aka Al Gore’s Twitter feed. Dear lord. Talk about narcissistic “Look I’m changing the world so pay attention to me” Bill Clinton wanna-be. His stream is bad enough (Al Gore is saving the world because climate change… the heat… you know… when I went up and down on that thing… in my movie… you know, with the polar bears!!!), but look at his god damn smug ass picture:

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Look everybody! It’s Al Gore! Superman #2! Jesus #3! The Prophet Muhammad #4! Angelina Jolie #5! He’s busy dumping carbon emissions on poor people to save the world! I hate Twitter and I fucking hate Al Gore.

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    Leave a comment on Al Gore, Even A Douche On Twitter:

    7 Comments

    • brantl

      I wish you had something more important to do that bash Al Gore. There’s a whole nation of shit-sucking Republicans who’ve done much worse by the nation than Al Gore. Get some priorities, for Christ’s sake.

      Comment | July 16, 2009
    • I will insult who I like when I like.

      Comment | July 16, 2009
    • brantl

      That’s the best you’ve got? Pathetic.

      Comment | July 20, 2009
    • tthenazz

      al gore is a total dick. he’s just as bad, if not worse, than all those shit sucking republicans. he’s just as hypocritical and most definitely shit sucking.

      Comment | August 7, 2009
    • Anonymous

      brantl’s a douche

      Comment | November 27, 2009
    • Tomcom

      He is a douche , doesn’t he remember in the 70’s these same people were warning us of an impending ice-age ? Don’t beleive me ? Google global cooling the articles are there for all to see.

      Comment | December 9, 2009

    • TMCK

      Gore = major Douche!

      Comment | January 19, 2010