If The NSA Did Children’s Literature

Other titles by the subversive, intrusive publishing house include “Oh, the Places You’ll Go for Political Asylum”, “Too Curious George” and “Harriet the NSA Spy”.

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The Best Anti-Gay Marriage Analogy Out There

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Perhaps comparing marriage to a sandwich isn’t the most apt metaphor, but the principle is what’s most important.

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FOX News’ Winning Argument

FOX News Winning Argument

No, this isn’t the result of some Photoshop Magic. Kinda wish it was.

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New Statistics Study Maps Out How A Singular “American English” Doesn’t Exist

America might still lamentably be divided on gay marriage and marijuana legalization, but as this recent NC State statistics study points out, the most divisive factor could be the way we pronounce the name of that innocuous little decapod residing in creeks across the country: the crawfish. Read on and you’ll realize that if we even want to dream of having an official language, we need to actually act like it first.

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Meet Old Economy Steven

Old Economy Steven clings to contemporary Republican dogma as if it’s the last cold Budweiser in the fridge. He hates big government, nanny state spending but loves his social security benefits that he receives on time every month. Greedy unions do nothing but drag the economy down–save for the 20-year period he worked in a union-friendly environment and thus was able to retire comfortably with little expenses for which he can’t pay. You want to shake Steven really hard and knock some sense into him but then realize that your taxpayer dollars will likely pay for his trip to the emergency room and don’t want to give him that pleasure.

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