message.cpp

/*
* Baby, let’s implement these methods together. Please, won’t you let me see your private members?
*/

int main() {
ASSERT(OrianeIsGreat);
Guy me = Guy::HookersForJesus;
Girl you = Girl::OrianeIsGreat;

int heart = me->say(you, “what’s a girl like you doing in a Web2.0 place like this?”);
if (heart <3)
HappilyTogether we = you + me;
else
me->MurderSuicide();
return LOVE;
}

WAR WAR WAR

God is a woman

We Don’t Want Your Body

A Message from Microsoft