message.cpp

by Kit on July 20, 2006 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   5 Views  

/*
* Baby, let’s implement these methods together. Please, won’t you let me see your private members?
*/

int main() {
ASSERT(OrianeIsGreat);
Guy me = Guy::HookersForJesus;
Girl you = Girl::OrianeIsGreat;

int heart = me->say(you, “what’s a girl like you doing in a Web2.0 place like this?”);
if (heart <3)
HappilyTogether we = you + me;
else
me->MurderSuicide();
return LOVE;
}


God is a woman

WAR WAR WAR

What have you done with my heart?

We Don’t Want Your Body
  • http://www.wellplacedpottery.org/alec/ alec

    HAHAHAHAH. Dude, this is the perfect definition of love. Oh man, oh man. love love love love robots programming, etc. THIS IS WORTHY OF A PODCAST (seriously)

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