In the, “I think we need a new PR department”, the BBC reports that BeautifulPeople.com cut 5,000 people from its site for putting on weight during the holidays. Or, as the caustic spokesmen explained,
“Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”
Apparently BeautifulPeople is the Sizzlers of the internet: susceptible to the unending appetite of the overweight.
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Some people think that fat people should be penalized in this society. Like on planes – they should be charged for surplus weight (their weight!) See
http://www.taitegallery.com/2009/10/up-up-and-weight-new-rules-and.html
for more details
I just think fat people should be ground up into high-protein weight gain supplements. This would solve our over-population and health care reform issues.
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