http://www.prosebeforehos.com/link-of-the-day/02/27/sorry-i-missed-your-party/ The Pen Is Mightier Than Thy Wench Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:30:17 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/link-of-the-day/02/27/sorry-i-missed-your-party/comment-page-1/#comment-85966 alec Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:45:49 +0000 http://www.prosebeforehos.com/?p=3286#comment-85966 Ignignokt: [after having stolen Carl's pornography collection and dresser] This pornography is infinitely excellent. This dresser, however, is not. Burn it, Meatwad. Err: Yeah, burn it! Meatwad: But that's where Carl keeps his clothes! Ignignokt: These women don't have any clothes on, and they seem happy. Err: Yeah, they're kissin' each other! Ignignokt: And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you? Ignignokt: [after having stolen Carl's pornography collection and dresser] This pornography is infinitely excellent. This dresser, however, is not. Burn it, Meatwad.
Err: Yeah, burn it!
Meatwad: But that’s where Carl keeps his clothes!
Ignignokt: These women don’t have any clothes on, and they seem happy.
Err: Yeah, they’re kissin’ each other!
Ignignokt: And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don’t you?

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