This is why I hate myself, but keep on living: A Rachael Ray Hate Site

by Link of the Day on May 5, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   579 Views  

I’m sitting in my boxers watching an E! True Hollywood Story on Rachael Ray, so let’s get to that point first: I’m pathetic. Pathetically pathetic. Now, onto the good stuff — at the end of the show, they do around five minutes on detractors of her show (and by the way, why do you need an extra a in your name, retard face). The feature is on a women who runs RRSux, a site dedicated to letting everyone know that Rachael Ray sucks. And nothing says it better than their blurb:

This community was created for people that hate the untalented twit known as Rachael Ray.

Rachael Ray is annoying for many reasons but here are a few: she is repetitive, she talks with her hands way too much, she giggles incessantly, she puts olive oil and chicken stock in everything, she wears really ugly clothing, she talks out of one side of her mouth like she’s had a stroke, she looks like “The Joker” when she smiles, and she can’t stop talking about her family.

If you loathe Rachael Ray as much as we do, join this community and talk shit about her! If you actually like Rachael Ray and think this community is evil, go cry in your garbage bowl and shut the hell up.

Now this is what I live for: anonymous hate from random people with nothing better to do. Now if you want to see something truly boner inducing, check out this video of Rachael Ray saying mmmmm numerous times:

When her sex tape comes out, I’m sure while she’s getting her clit furiously slammed she’ll be saying ‘delish’ like a child having a stroke. Call it a hunch.

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  • Unknown

    Get a life – she has a show… YOU DONT. I’m sure she could care less what a degenerate with not even a single penny in his pocket thinks of her. While she’s having a successful career, you’re too busy envying people that are doin better than you… AGAIN-GET A LIFE KIDDO. :) poor you

  • http://prosebeforehos.com/alec/ alec

    I am a degenerate and don’t typically carry around pennies unless I need something to throw at homeless people. So, in a sense you’re right.

  • jp

    From the looks of this site you hate everything, and probably think every one loves you!!!!
    How messed up is that??????????????????

  • http://thesandb.wordpress.com AlvinBlah

    Lets talk about what we like, cause we like a lot of stuff.

    Iran
    America, preferably with the gays and blacks and native Americans not hating us, and no religion
    Communism is hot.
    Welfare states give us a hard on.
    I vigorously masturbate in front of my wife at night about Ronald Regan being dead.

    We like lots of things, and although we’re not totally loved, neither are you. I at least know that I’ve got a supportive family structure and a wife that both loves and respects me while I do the same for her. It’s not like I come from a fucked up background where I was gang raped by angry parents. Not everyone digs us, but the site pulls in enough hits to carry credence.

    And in direct comment about RR; she does recipes for WHEAT THINS!!! That is not cool, worthwhile or worthy of adoration. Remember even Jerry Springer and Weird Al got on TV. It’s not hard. Judge Judy? BET? UPN? Being on television is simple. The War at Home even got another season. Being on TV with something worth saying, now that is a challenge.

    And as a TV viewer that pays for the service where do we waive the right to be pissed off about what is on?

    How about you stop hating America and you start working on it’s future as a Soviet Communist socialist welfare state that you know deep down you want.

    Don’t you believe in the Constitution?

  • http://prosebeforehos.com/alec/ alec

    For clarification, I think no one likes me. It’s for that precise reason that I have a website.

    Yours truly.

  • http://www.prosebeforehos.com/author/call-me-jesse/ Call Me Jesse

    Last time I checked, mentioning another’s thought provoking article or material doesn’t imply that you agree with it. Also it’s easy for the untrained eye to mistake anger for passion. I personally think the world could use a little more passionate interest and debate about the sad state of affairs we so apathetically accept. Yes, just because its on TV doesn’t mean we have to watch it… Likewise, if something is on TV, that doesn’t imply that it’s worth however amount of dollars it cost to fund and produce it.

  • Anonymous

    Your right you are pathetic, if you dont like rachael ray dont watch her stop complaining and do something with your life instead of devoting your whole day to trash talk about somone whos doing alot better than you.

  • Anonymous

    you and your wife and dumb

  • http://thesandb.wordpress.com AlvinBlah

    my wife and I may be dumb. But at least we’re not republicans.

    And I think most of us just devote downtime at work to hating Rachael Ray instead of the whole day. At home I divide my hate into more channels. From 5pm to 6:30 I hate TV commercials on Fox television. From 6:30pm to about 9pm I hate republican candidates for president. from 9pm till midnight I’m hating windows vista and from midnight till I eventually fall asleep in a drunken stupor, I hate myself.

  • The Joker

    Where’s that sex tape ???

  • lily beth

    I AGREE!

  • Ace

    Bet you hate your mom, dad, and kids too, if yoo have any which I doubt since all you do is waste your time hating everyone. Oh and your dog hates you too, as do all birds which I hope shit on your ass. May you get a itch on your ass crack and a cramp in both hands so you can’t scratch it and may your Tv get stuck on a channel showing not but duba duba Bush.

  • http://www.prosebeforehos.com/author/call-me-jesse/ Call Me Jesse

    lol. sarcasm aside, sounds like someone really does have anger issues. Ace, why the pent up aggression? Listen to some grunge rock, that usually works for me. Also, you could dedicate your efforts to something more productive; perhaps direct your ridiculous statements toward people who don’t think. This site is generally reserved for open minded, intellectual thinkers who posses an abnormal amount the sarcasm hormone and can appreciate an occasional dose of the absurd, ruling you out. We generally prefer to debate the issue at hand, rather than personally attack those who keep this site online.

  • Anonymous

    Good for you. Everyone should hate that stupid cunt.

  • http://fairlybalanced.com AlvinBlah

    meh. he didn’t even offer a linkback to any of his content. just another pissy 7th grader.

  • http://community.livejournal.com/ray_tard/ Rachael Raytarded

    Rachael Ray looks and sounds like she could be a stroke victim. Rachael is pushing 40 and looking it. She sould try dressing her age. Those tight shirts just show her rolls and those horrible looking man boobs.

  • The Anti-Democrat

    Well one things for sure, I’m not for Racheal Ray….and any Democrat for that matter.
    so as far as I’m concerned “Alvin” this site if for folks who…quite obviously…hate Racheal Ray, so keep your opinions about Republicans to your own dim-witted self.
    And for the record?…you’ll often find Democrat & Dumb in the same catagory.

  • bach

    Alec, you’re the man. Fuck Rachel Ray with a 12″ pepper mill. Actually that’s about the only way that fucking Rachel Ray would turn me on and that is if I could jam a pepper mill up her festering cunt and then donkey punch her in her balloon head and use her blood for lubricant while i bricked in her eyes. Fuck that bitch for making real chefs look like a bunch of self indulgent easybake imbeciles to soccer moms who don’t know the fucking difference. I hope her sextape comes out and she’s getting raped by 5 full blown AIDS infected kidneyshifter packing homies. For that I will pull out the EVOO and jerk myself retarded.

  • Crystal

    Wow, I stumbled upon this website looking for recipes for a friend when I saw someone actually made a rachel ray hate site. I became curious as to why everyone hates her so much so i clicked & read ppls comments. Just when I thought some ppl couldnt get any more stupid I was so wrong. At least have a valid reason for hating her that much. I myself am not a fan of Rachel Ray. but those who sit around and bash her all day are low lives. If you dont like her show then simply dont watch it. and some ppl comment about how ugly & fat & annoying she is when im sure the person saying that is not any better looking and can be just as annoying if not more annoying. so all of u ppl need to grow up & get lives.

  • EVOO & chicken stock for life!

    All of you people complaining about all the “stupid things” that Rachel Ray does need to stop watching her and shut up! Get a life, realize that you only hate her because she’s happy and go back to being pathetic. If you don’t like her, STOP WATCHING HER!!! I’ll help you. Its really easy… When you’re going through the channels and you see on your guide that her show is on, DON’T WATCH IT! I know that it sounds really hard not to watch a show hosted by someone that you clearly don’t like and pick out multiple things that you don’t like about that same person, but it really isn’t. Trust me. If there was a show on tv that you hosted, I wouldn’t watch it, because it would be really easy to criticize all the dumb things that you do.

  • Kit

    Internet Fever: Catch it!

  • Insurgent

    Thank you very much for creating this site…it feels good to know that I am not alone in my hate for RR. I actually am about fed up with that whole network, and any other that carries her bullshit. Paula Deen and the other dumb fucking cunts on FN makes me want to smash the TV. Gee, maybe they “slept their way onto television”?
    -Used-up whores, all of ‘em. I’d like to shove a baseball bat down their throats then hear ‘em talk with their mouths full like they always do, disgusting. No class whatsoever. They probably took it up the ass just to get on TV, typical attention whores.

  • msmur

    I hate Rachel Ray and her stupid voice. She sounds like she really needs to cough up the crap in her lungs. She irritates me to the point of murder. She is such a fucking twat!

  • Judy

    First of all, she does not remotely look like her pictures which have been photoshopped beyond recognition. Her mouth is the size of a football field. And I want to tie her F—— hands to the table!!! ARRRGHHH. Don’t care about wildly waving her hands around, but keep them off your face, your chin, quit scratching your nose, your face, your arms, your hair–you are a NEUROTIC mess. Hold your head up and sit up straight–you have NO NECK and keep that DAMNED LIZARD TONGUE in your mouth.

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