Why do I feel the need to masturbate in front of this trope of adolescents during Shrek 3?

Horse poops make wonderful pillows.
What? I can’t pull my pants down at the liquor store and ask passersby to insert coins into my rectum? What is this, communism?

Christopher Dodd for President.
Relieving oneself around or on disabled people is wonderful.
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