Obama can put his hands on my economic approach any time he wants. I’m getting hard just thinking about it. What? I can’t believe it’s not butter, it’s crack-cocaine!
How deep is your love for me, Pakistan? How deep will you involve yourself inside my heart before I burst? I can’t stand it anymore I think I’ll just scream, haha hahaha. Some how it only comes out in teary, smiley laughs. Do you even believe in this anymore?
Piracy is up, does that mean global warming is finally receding? Yarr, shiver me timbers! It’s fucking cold! I hope this means the end is near. I’ve been waiting patiently for so long, not as long as my parents though. God, get it over with! Don’t you know that a black president is a sign of the coming apocalypse? What color are you? Can I be deacon blues?
Parting words of wisdom: the five best jobs Obama has yet to fill:
1) Blow Job
2) Hand Job
3) Secretary of Labor
4) Rim Job
5) Odd Job
I’ll leave it to you to perform the cunnilingus.
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