hey everybody its me mr mail rocks, emailing you from my favorite public library
today i want to show you what my life is like. it is fun and smelly.
here is a picture of my favorite pet, his name is teddy ruxpin. this is the happiest picture i have of him yet.
shortly after this picture was taken i had half of his tail in my mouth. but it was tasty and i have no regrets. oh who am i kidding you i miss you captain Ruxpin!!!!!!!!!!
ok im ok now wait wehred my 40 go?? ok here is a picture of my house
i live under here and see this same stupid sight every night.
now here is a picture of me and my friends
they stole my blanket once and i yelled but they didnt understand. or did they? then they stole my dignity which i lost in the great war of 1812. dont ask me about it, im sensitive about it
anyway we had a big incident now and we had toleave our home.
this mad mean troll man chased us from his damned bridge! it wasnt his though, its the kaisers, and I know because I beat him in a chess match once. anyway this troll bridge is very rare as he only comes out after i get my hands on sweet vodka. listen dont you look at me like that im a very nice man.
ok i gotta go pass out in the public bathroom now, dont you judge me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
