a pictorial of my life, what do you care

by Mr. Mailbox on December 21, 2005 | Trackback URI | Email This Post | 168 Views

hey everybody its me mr mail rocks, emailing you from my favorite public library

today i want to show you what my life is like. it is fun and smelly.

here is a picture of my favorite pet, his name is teddy ruxpin. this is the happiest picture i have of him yet.

deadrat a pictorial of my life, what do you care

shortly after this picture was taken i had half of his tail in my mouth. but it was tasty and i have no regrets. oh who am i kidding you i miss you captain Ruxpin!!!!!!!!!!

ok im ok now wait wehred my 40 go?? ok here is a picture of my house

a pictorial of my life, what do you care

i live under here and see this same stupid sight every night.

now here is a picture of me and my friends

hmlsbridge a pictorial of my life, what do you care

they stole my blanket once and i yelled but they didnt understand. or did they? then they stole my dignity which i lost in the great war of 1812. dont ask me about it, im sensitive about it

anyway we had a big incident now and we had toleave our home.

bridgetroll a pictorial of my life, what do you care

this mad mean troll man chased us from his damned bridge! it wasnt his though, its the kaisers, and I know because I beat him in a chess match once. anyway this troll bridge is very rare as he only comes out after i get my hands on sweet vodka. listen dont you look at me like that im a very nice man.

ok i gotta go pass out in the public bathroom now, dont you judge me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!