My Pain Is All Too Palpable (Or Mockable)

I’ve Left My Haltingly Awkward Voice Message; Now The Ball’s In Her Court:

As a single guy who’s gotten out there a fair amount, I’ve learned how to play the game. The way I see it, if someone’s interested, great. If not, no skin off my nose. Take last night: I got the number of this hot young thing at a bar and decided to give her a call. And now that I’ve left my painfully uncomfortable six-minute-long voice message on her cell, I’m not going to waste my time obsessing over my next move. The ball’s in her court.

If she wants to make the next move and return my panicked and barely coherent phone message, that’s fine by me. If not, she can take a hike.

How do they always know?!?! :(

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A Soldier Is A Terrorist With A Uniform

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The Odd World Of Right Wing Rage

See Also: Tea Party Freedom, A Moderate Approach to Health Care Reform, I Don’t Care How – I Want It Now, Oh jeez, look who wants a “Tea Party Without Nuts.”, Socialism!!!!, and The Closing Of The Conservative Mind.

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DISREGARD MY POSITIONS, I SUCK COCKS!

What a surprise, another staunch supporter of family rights and opponent of homosexuality turns out to be…. (drumroll please) A HOMOSEXUAL:

WORSE: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk AFTER LEAVING A GAY BAR.

WORSER: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving a gay bar WITH ANOTHER MAN IN THE CAR.

WORST: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a MARRIED state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving a gay bar with another man in the car.

Then again, maybe he was just screwing dudes so he could know thy enemy! I’m pretty sure there is a passage in the Prince about hot man-on-man action being a key component of political maneuvering. Continue Reading

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